Death to Paris Hilton

I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out. I think that is the hardest thing you can do, to sing in front of people. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most” — Paris Hilton

  • Edward

    The greatest comedy always writes itself.

  • Dr. Smith

    Jeff, man, the only way this vapid twat is gonna disappear is if we IGNORE her. Stop even thinking about her, let alone dropping her name in a column, even if it is for a quick laugh. When you MENTION her, she stays FAMOUS and that’s her job. I know, I know: She wins either way cuz she’s a billionaire whether she’s in the spotlight or not. Still, the least we can do is IGNORE her before she becomes a permenent symbol of American stupidity.

  • Mike Gebert

    Hey, remember, Piz Zadora came back as a cabaret singer, too.