Death to Paris Hilton

I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out. I think that is the hardest thing you can do, to sing in front of people. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most” — Paris Hilton

3 thoughts on “Death to Paris Hilton

  1. Edward on said:

    The greatest comedy always writes itself.

  2. Jeff, man, the only way this vapid twat is gonna disappear is if we IGNORE her. Stop even thinking about her, let alone dropping her name in a column, even if it is for a quick laugh. When you MENTION her, she stays FAMOUS and that’s her job. I know, I know: She wins either way cuz she’s a billionaire whether she’s in the spotlight or not. Still, the least we can do is IGNORE her before she becomes a permenent symbol of American stupidity.

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