13 thoughts on “Hollywood meltdowns

  1. Comparing the head-shaven Jack Nicholson and Britney Spears…fuckin’ brilliant!

    Please tell me that this guy is getting his own 4-hour cable show. i can’t wait to quit my job and watch.

  2. Wow, making fun of Ellen for being a lesbian? On a “wacky” morning show? Genius — if this was, like, 10 years ago. And ripping on H’wood liberals too! He’s hilarious. Maybe he can get a job writing for that new FOX Noise Channel conservative answer to “The Daily Show”. He said Nicholson was either imitating “Britney Spears… or a cancer patient”. And in fact, Jack IS playing a cancer patient in his next film, hence the shaved head. So he almost got sometning right, by accident.

  3. I’m conservative, and watching the 1/2 Hour News Hour was like watching The Colbert Report…unfunny and unwatchable.

    It all just puts into relief what a comic genius and whipsmart comedian Jon Stewart is.

  4. Did you just feel the ground shaking? That was the earth tilting on its axis because I just agreed with NYCBB 85%.

    Colbert is amusing but not a must-see. The FOX thing looked unbearable and not because of its politics.

    Jon Stewart is the perfect fit for politically slanted comedy.

  5. i do feel the tremors…i actually think colbert is borderline amusing — once. i get the joke now beat me with it.

    that said, colbert is certainly the only human of the past 6 years to have verbally spanked the president of the united states. props.

    but yes, britney and jack bald jokes…fodder for morning zoo shows across america…

  6. “that said, colbert is certainly the only human of the past 6 years to have verbally spanked the president of the united states”

    And to have survived Alberto Gonzalez’s death camps!

  7. here is the problem with the right … Daryl Hannah made Anne Coulter look like a dummy on FNC, and Daryl did it with grace … and wait, a late breaking flash from the Scooter Libby juror who got booted … “Please don’t kick me off the jury, I’ll be good, you won’t notice me, I’ll be a good juror …”

  8. Did you just feel the ground shaking? That was the earth tilting on its axis because I just agreed with NYCBB 85%.

    Colbert is amusing but not a must-see. The FOX thing looked unbearable and not because of its politics.

    Jon Stewart is the perfect fit for politically slanted comedy.

  9. “that said, colbert is certainly the only human of the past 6 years to have verbally spanked the president of the united states”

    And to have survived Alberto Gonzalez’s death camps!

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