Darth Vader
Reader Dennis Costa feels this is “the epitome of the mash-up trailer trend…a downright inspired piece of comedy using Star Wars footage (specifically Vader scenes) with audio clips of other James Earl Jones movies…approaching genius-level…the first three and a half minutes could be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen,” etc. My 1998-level flat screen inside a cafe in Greve (south of Florence about 25 kilometers) doesn’t play video so I’m trusting Costa.
Not the epitome, no. It’s well done, but the things tries to get too much humor mileage out of Vader giving irrelevant monologues while his sycophants cluster around (like the “baseball” scene). The most inspired bit is the early scene with the Isaac Hayes music cue.
Lordy, what to do when the romance been gone!
This clipshow also serves to remind us what a really awesome man Peter Cushing was. Jeeze, what a fucking crazy movie this was. For all of Pirates pretensions of eccentricity, we’ll never see this kind of film again.
Welcome to 2006.
Funny stuff, I liked Vader as a pimp hiting on the Princess. What film is that dialogue from?
I think lots of it came from “The Great White Hope.” It was pretty funny, and the timing of the dialogue was precious, just right for a tilt of the head or an eyebrow raise.
Loved Darth tuning his car radio until he gets Billy Joel’s “Piano Man.”
Not the epitome, no. It’s well done, but the things tries to get too much humor mileage out of Vader giving irrelevant monologues while his sycophants cluster around (like the “baseball” scene). The most inspired bit is the early scene with the Isaac Hayes music cue.
uh, it’s not that funny. it was okay. the funniest thing you’ve ever seen, Costa? really?
Massey is right… this thing is a couple years old.
Like any work of obsession, it has moments of brilliance, but ultimately overstays its welcome. The stuff with the Princess was pretty great, and I felt compelled to watch it all the way through, but: No third act. In addition to “Great White Hope” there was also “Bingo Long,” “Field of Dreams,” and one of those awful Eddie Murphy things– possibly “Harlem Nights”– as well as some interview clips.
Oh yeah: Also James Earl doing Paul Robeson…
That was genius up to the “Soul Man” saber duel. And some of the synchronization was miraculous.
It may be old, but I never saw it, so thank you.
Costa here. In response to dre, yes, I still stand by my statement that this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time, if not ever. I had to literally stop the video midway, my sides were hurting so bad. Granted, the thing drags a bit towards the end (some loved the car radio gag; I found it only mildly amusing) but everything from the choking scene up to the interrogation is priceless, IMHO. And I love the particular way Jones says those lines, which are pretty out there (“don’t you papa me”). Sure, the video is like a year old, but there are plenty who still haven’t seen it, like Hallick said. Now I’d like to get the original movies those lines came from so I can listen to them in their proper context.
It easily makes me laugh out loud while sitting alone. Good enough for me.
Wow, how au courant of you, Jeff–this is over a year old. Don’t they have the internet in the hyberbaric chamber where you go to regenerate at night after drinking the blood of the living?
I’m always amazed that people continue to give Jeff shit about old internet videos etc…
Sitting on your ass, scouring the internet for the latest entertaining minutiae is not something to be proud of. It means that you are a lazy bastard who either has no job, or have a job and are a shitty employee.
“I’m always amazed that people continue to give Jeff shit about old internet videos etc…”
It’s bcause he likes to give other sites shit anytime they post something a day or so old.
In other words, Jeff’s earned it.
Exactly, Story. It’s because he repeatedly, repeatedly, repeatedly alludes to stuff being ancient because they’re over 24 hours old.
Incidentally, I wish I had kept a video I made when I was 14. I re-edited a battle scene from Glory using an Ice Cube song from the Trespass soundtrack. Racist? Maybe. Funny? Oh yeah.
I was 17 years ahead of my time.
Costa here. In response to dre, yes, I still stand by my statement that this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time, if not ever. I had to literally stop the video midway, my sides were hurting so bad. Granted, the thing drags a bit towards the end (some loved the car radio gag; I found it only mildly amusing) but everything from the choking scene up to the interrogation is priceless, IMHO. And I love the particular way Jones says those lines, which are pretty out there (“don’t you papa me”). Sure, the video is like a year old, but there are plenty who still haven’t seen it, like Hallick said. Now I’d like to get the original movies those lines came from so I can listen to them in their proper context.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ77QfD8JiQ
not too sure where jeff wrote that he’s the first one to find this clip, or that it’s a hollywood-elsewhere exclusive. of course, as is typical of the HE crowd, someone has to do the equivalent of keyboard wanking and call the guy out. so, for the three of you who had seen it 10 years ago* and feel the need for the mastabatory comments of seeing it before jeff, congratulations. mother must be proud.
as for the video itself, it’s great until about the 4 minutes mark, then the rest of it kind of wore out its welcome. which is funny, because the creator must’ve been using the star wars series itself as a guideline.
Uh, cacophony, did you happen to read the posts before yours? They were there for hours before you posted, so no dodging there, m’kay? See, the two posts above explain why we’re giving Wells a hard time, and it’s not for the reason you’re claiming. Reading is marvelous, try it.
17 years ahead of your time? You’re still racist 17 years later, Josh.
Sorry Devin, I wasn’t aware we knew each other.
Gosh, Josh, I don’t know you either (ah … whew!) and I’m pretty darned sure you’re a racist because of all the racist BS you spout. Then again, I don’t “know” David Duke either, so maybe I’m just a presumptuous fellow.
sarcasm is marvelous storymark, you should try it sometime, m’kay?
Is this Josh the Republican or Josh the extreme liberal who writes in such a way that it’s not clear if he’s joking most of the time? It might not be clear-cut, folks.
Cambridge: $100 right now if you can show me any of this “racist BS” I have spouted in the past. (And no, this thread doesn’t count as nothing in it was racist.)
Paypal is ready when you are, cha-cha.
Those are some nappy-headed hos, I’ll tell you that.
Devin, that deal goes for you to, by the way. You guys want to throw around serious labels like “racist,” you should at least be able to back it up.
It is funny though.
Good old Josh, never more happy than when he’s bitching.
All we need is jeffmcm here to moan about how Jeff has always had it out for Star Wars and we’d have the Wrist-Slitters Quinella
I was accused of being a racist, and apparently of making multiple racist remarks on this site in the past. I asked for a single example, because I know there is none. How is that bitching? Would you let an accusation like that go unquestioned?
I was talking about your very first comment in this thread. The rest I have no idea about.
Ok, that is explained in the rest of the thread as well.
If I want good ol’-fashioned racism, I’ll read the comments on Ariana Huffington’s site. What I like about HE is that it’s usually about movies, with some occasional well-meaning Left-Coast liberalism thrown in. (And NYCBusybody too, but he just keeps us on our toes, innit.) For the record, Mr. Massey, I certainly feel bad if anyone’s ever confused you with me, as our names are somewhat similar. And, much as I’d love to collect that Benjamin, I can’t think of a racist comment you’ve ever made. Welcome to the Terrordome? (Posted while listening to Louis Gossett Jr.’s Books-On-Tape version of “Soul On Ice.”)
maybe I’m dense, but I fail to see what Josh has done to merit a ‘racist’ tag. He joked using the word ‘racist’ but other than that it seems people have their finger on the trigger just looking for an excuse. Besides, even if the video he cut together 17 years ago was in fact racist, we’d have to watch it first to make that judgement.
Jeff needs to post a new story so we can move on in my opinion.
Here’s a better question for argument: should I go see Pirates or the Paris movie tonight?
You’ll no doubt be exposed to Pirates on TV or somewhere else in your life without having to seek it out, so definitely Paris je t’aime.
Josh Massey and Josh Mooney: Can you try to differentiate yourselves a bit more? I see I was wrong when I thought I had you parsed yesterday.
The Pirates are playing better than the Yankees so far. Any support you could offer that beleaguered, small-market team would be greatly appreciated. Also, you can see the Paris movie on-line for free. Several of them, in fact. Not sure they’re all authentically Paris? But when the legend becomes the truth, post the legend.
I hope Jeff’s not dead. Maybe he’s just toying with us?
[Here's a better question for argument: should I go see Pirates or the Paris movie tonight?
Posted by: Mr B at May 30, 2007 10:40 AM]
No, yeah, right: For the record, I’M the racist.
[You'll no doubt be exposed to Pirates on TV or somewhere else in your life without having to seek it out, so definitely Paris je t'aime.
Josh Massey and Josh Mooney: Can you try to differentiate yourselves a bit more? I see I was wrong when I thought I had you parsed yesterday.
Posted by: jeffmcm at May 30, 2007 10:43 AM]
Josh McMassey is a racist hater of Quentin Tarantino but not Robert Rodriguez. Jeff McMooney lives in his parents’ basement and posts as Moriarty on Aint it Cool News. Jessmcm was one of the kids on the original Zoom in the 70s. Joshua Wells is the proprietor of this site and drives an ass-kicking cool bike. His son, Jett’aimeCM, is the leader of the band Zelter Skelter.
now that’s funny!
“I got blisters on my fingers!”– Ringo Mooney
Mgmax is the bastard spawn of Harvey Weinstein and Tuesday Weld. Neither ever copped to it, and both, sadly, are gone now, so we may never know The Real Truth. He/she is a hermaphrodite. Tony Curtis is his/her godfather. I saw Mgmax on Sunday last, at a screening of a scratchy, faded print of “Two For the Road” in Hanover, NH, on the Dartmouth campus. He/she was the one who kept yelling “Mary Quant, Mary Quant!” every time Audrey showed up in ’67 couture. We all laughed.
Damn Google! Gives away all a girl’s secrets!
“should I go see Pirates or the Paris movie tonight?”
I can’t speak for Pirates, but Paris, je t’aime was a lovely surprise and one of my favorites so far this year. I highly recommend it.
So the next day (today) I see this same thing on IMDB’s Hit List. Coincidence?
Josh McMassey is a racist hater of Quentin Tarantino but not Robert Rodriguez. Jeff McMooney lives in his parents’ basement and posts as Moriarty on Aint it Cool News. Jessmcm was one of the kids on the original Zoom in the 70s. Joshua Wells is the proprietor of this site and drives an ass-kicking cool bike. His son, Jett’aimeCM, is the leader of the band Zelter Skelter.
Damn Google! Gives away all a girl’s secrets!
“should I go see Pirates or the Paris movie tonight?”
I can’t speak for Pirates, but Paris, je t’aime was a lovely surprise and one of my favorites so far this year. I highly recommend it.
Wells and Poland must be finally having that long heart-to-heart we all knew would happen sooner or later.
i will say i think this 2001 mash up is shorter and more brilliant:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qfn3Wk_LnI4
Obviously pales in comparison to the best mash-up ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDkn7A70mI8
Wow. What’s that mash-up of? It seems to be all of a piece! Shows what I know! That’s not real, though, right? That’s, like, Hollywood and all that. People don’t live like that though, right? That’s, like, Darfur, isn’t it? VERY depressing. The mind boggles. It really does. It boggles. If that’s even a word. It probably is not!
[Obviously pales in comparison to the best mash-up ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDkn7A70mI8
Posted by: Jayne Gacey at May 31, 2007 04:34 PM]
It was a mashup of Tupac’s My Block and Scarface’s My Block. You can see how The Vader Sessions couldn’t even compete.