Not selling cars
To judge by his lean appearance, Robert De Niro was several years younger when he filmed this promo spot on behalf of the Tribeca Film Festival. It’s for some kind of profile of the festival that was destined to appear “Tuesday on Fox,” as De Niro says. The funny…no, hilarious part comes when the off-camera director asks him to sell it “with a little more energy” and De Niro goes, “I’m sorry but that was energetic….you don’t know what you’re talking about…sorry…I’m not selling cars, okay?” (Posted recently or six months ago — don’t know the story — on GorillaMask.net.)
It gave me the heebies that the offscreen voice asking him to do that sounded so much like myself… I’ve been in that position with celebs doing promos, no more miserable level of personal feeling-like-a-dorkdom is known to man.
The classic of the genre is this one:
http://www.harlanhogan.com/orson_outakes.shtml
Even movie directors are scared to give directions to De Niro, but this guy? You have to be deeply misguided to utter result-oriented nonsense like “more energetic” in the same room as Robert De Niro… but directly at him? Crazy.
Yeah, but the funny thing is that he was right…DeNiro really needed to ratchet up the enthusiasm a smidge.
Try about 14 years younger. This looks like a promo clip for the TV series “Tribeca,” which DeNiro executive produced and which ran on Fox during the ’93 season.
Kind of random, but Harrison Ford bumbling his way through this gives me a chuckle. At least De Niro seemingly gets in and out in no time…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nubw-MjUffA
Orson Welles. Brilliant. I feel humiliated just listetning to it.
DeNiro just seems to be a low-enthusiasm guy in real life. Read the intro he wrote for one of the Tribeca Grill cookbooks– he sounds like he’s on the witness stand attempting to deny the guy ever worked there, let alone was at all responsible for the restaurant’s success.
It gave me the heebies that the offscreen voice asking him to do that sounded so much like myself… I’ve been in that position with celebs doing promos, no more miserable level of personal feeling-like-a-dorkdom is known to man.
The classic of the genre is this one:
http://www.harlanhogan.com/orson_outakes.shtml
DeNiro just seems to be a low-enthusiasm guy in real life. Read the intro he wrote for one of the Tribeca Grill cookbooks– he sounds like he’s on the witness stand attempting to deny the guy ever worked there, let alone was at all responsible for the restaurant’s success.
Hearing Orson Welles browbeat those poor fools was pretty funny (especially when Welles offers to go down on the guy if he can get a jury to agree on the proper use of “is”), but Harrison Ford shows that movie stars shouldn’t open their mouths unless someone has written words for them to say.
The DeNiro and Welles clips reminds me of a similar recording of William Shatner browbeating a producer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui8R0VpBZJ0
Early in my career I asked Gregory Peck for another take on a voice-over track that he was doing for me. He paused, looked me in the eye and said, “Son, it was perfect the first time.” Since then I’ve learned that it simply isn’t worth it. Play to their ego, tell them what a great job they did and say thanks.
The magic words to get a second take are “Wow, that was great, I can’t imagine how we’d do that any better, let’s just get a second one as a safety in case the machine does something funny…”
The magic words to get a second take are “Wow, that was great, I can’t imagine how we’d do that any better, let’s just get a second one as a safety in case the machine does something funny…”
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