A single speech

Do I look like I'm negotiating, friendo? I'm already pregnant so what kind of milkshake-slurping could I get into? Except for ruining the love life of my older sister and her lower-class boyfriend by bearing false witness? I am Sheba, the reincarnation of Shirley Booth!

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on February 7, 2008 at 5:43 PM

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T. Holly Author Profile Page says ...

No, you sound really happy in a No Country meets Juno meets Blood meets Atonement kind of way?

Posted by T. Holly Author Profile Page at February 7, 2008 6:06 PM

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DarthCorleone Author Profile Page says ...

Clever mashup. I like it.

(I take it the negotiating question is from Michael Clayton, the only BP nominee I haven't seen yet...)

Posted by DarthCorleone Author Profile Page at February 7, 2008 6:10 PM

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Kristopher Tapley Author Profile Page says ...

LOOK. Do I LOOK like I'm negotiating.

Posted by Kristopher Tapley Author Profile Page at February 7, 2008 6:30 PM

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T. Holly Author Profile Page says ...

Segue to Best Actress non sequitur nude old maid Hazel best friend.

Posted by T. Holly Author Profile Page at February 7, 2008 7:02 PM

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scooterzz Author Profile Page says ...

did juno that this is no country for old men? well, in the words of michael clayton, ' it is and, for that reason, there must be atonement or there will be blood!'.......

i know it's lame but i was feelin' the mashup vibe......

Posted by scooterzz Author Profile Page at February 7, 2008 7:36 PM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

Please don't ever do that again.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at February 7, 2008 8:17 PM

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scooterzz Author Profile Page says ...

burma--
yeah....like i said....sorry....happy hour and all...my bad......

oh, and KNOW that the next time you place a lame post i'm gonna nail your ass to the wall.... jus' sayin'.....

Posted by scooterzz Author Profile Page at February 7, 2008 8:58 PM

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Geoff Author Profile Page says ...

"Hey did you hear? Michael Clayton died in a car bombing. They found his watch and wallet and even his iphone...bastards."

Posted by Geoff Author Profile Page at February 7, 2008 10:14 PM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

haha scooterz I was actually talking to Wells, but I'll watch my back.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at February 8, 2008 2:04 AM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

Also, I hate to be the first to point out that Sheba was Solomon's lover and Shiva is the god of death. Anything to make fun of Shirley Booth though, that ugly bitch.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at February 8, 2008 10:18 AM

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