Planet Eater
"I can eat planets....hah-hah-hah-hah! I can fly, okay? I can fly. I like to throw nails in the street. Hah-hah-hah!....stop, shut up, shut up....stop. Shut. Up. Hah-hah-hah!...I'm okay."
Cheers to Miles Fisher for doing the best Tom Cruise voice and laugh...ever. The clip is from the Weinstein Co's Superhero Movie!.
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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on March 25, 2008 at 5:55 PM
comment #1
MiraJeffAICN
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pretty funny, thanks for posting Wells
Posted by MiraJeffAICN
at March 25, 2008 6:13 PM
comment #2
Aguirre
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WOW. if ever there was a time when jeff's hyperbole was warranted... it was in this post. that guy is GOOD.
Posted by Aguirre
at March 25, 2008 6:18 PM
comment #3
lesterg
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Say what you will about The Weinstein's rancid movie parody films: with this and Craig Bierko in Scary Movie 4, they've successfully lampooned Tom Cruise better than anyone.
Posted by lesterg
at March 25, 2008 6:25 PM
comment #4
will_butler
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Wow. I'm almost tempted to see this, as it has the added benefit of screwing with the Star Wars fans' sad little boycott.
Posted by will_butler
at March 25, 2008 6:26 PM
comment #5
soap-and-water
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that was fucking remarkable - every detail right, every box ticked.
pointing with the pinky finger out, sliding the palms together. exceptional.
the script was tight, too.
Posted by soap-and-water
at March 25, 2008 6:29 PM
comment #6
actionman
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that guy is fucking brilliant
i will now rent superhero movie from netflix
wow
he had everything down...the gestures, the cadence, the laugh, the smile, the hand motions...everything...wow
Posted by actionman
at March 25, 2008 7:03 PM
comment #7
D.Z.
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Jerry O' Connell did a better one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqCCVjxzZo
Posted by D.Z.
at March 25, 2008 7:08 PM
comment #8
cinefan
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Wrong, D.Z. O'Connell's impression is nowhere near as good - way too mannered and self-conscious and he doesn't even come close to getting Cruise's voice right.
Posted by cinefan
at March 25, 2008 7:17 PM
comment #9
jimjonesiii
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no. its not.
Posted by jimjonesiii
at March 25, 2008 7:18 PM
comment #10
actionman
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O'Connell looks nothing like Cruise. The other guy does.
Posted by actionman
at March 25, 2008 7:18 PM
comment #11
jimjonesiii
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i meant o`connell`s not better. it´s even worst than tom crooze`s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vEFQryAajc
Posted by jimjonesiii
at March 25, 2008 7:22 PM
comment #12
BurmaShave
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Extraordinary. It's not actually as funny as the real video, but it's very good.
Posted by BurmaShave
at March 25, 2008 7:34 PM
comment #13
thegreatmags
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EXCELLENT impression.
Posted by thegreatmags
at March 25, 2008 7:43 PM
comment #14
Josh Massey
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The genius of that impression isn't primarily in the voice or laugh, but the individual expressions and pauses.
Posted by Josh Massey
at March 25, 2008 7:53 PM
comment #15
Gus Petch
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Yes, plus the turn-on-a-dime mood changes. Terrific stuff.
Posted by Gus Petch
at March 25, 2008 8:09 PM
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Jay T.
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Damn, he nails it... "I can eat planets" - lol...
Posted by Jay T.
at March 25, 2008 8:17 PM
comment #17
actionman
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the "i can eat planets" line was sensational
gus petch! ha! I love that name! good on you.
Posted by actionman
at March 25, 2008 8:41 PM
comment #18
D.Z.
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Speaking of lunacy, anyone feel like paying $35 for a movie ticket? http://www.variety.com/VR1117982907.html
Posted by D.Z.
at March 25, 2008 9:12 PM
comment #19
Redmond
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I'm with D.Z. The Jerry O'Connell one was better because it came out of left field. It made you say "Holy shit, Jerry O'Connell is still alive - and funny."
Posted by Redmond
at March 25, 2008 9:50 PM
comment #20
T. Holly
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Tom Cruise, Hitler, this is perverse and disgusting, but I think this could sync up pretty well to Hilter speech soundbites.
Posted by T. Holly
at March 25, 2008 10:44 PM
comment #21
EDouglas
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And thanks to the asshole who stole ComingSoon's exclusive and ran the clip on YouTube so that everyone linked to that rather than to the original source. That won't be happening again any time soon.
Regardless, raggin' on Tom Cruise is PLAYED... Craig Bierko's Oprah gag in Scary Movie 4 was funnier (and more timely) and this is just rehash... and actually, it's going a bit beyond being funny with the punch line.
Posted by EDouglas
at March 26, 2008 12:46 AM
comment #22
actionman
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No way was Bierko better; he doesn't look or sounds like Cruise. He and O'Connell don't cut it because they are established actors in their own right and you recognize them immediately.
Miles Fisher is a no-name, but obviously extremely talented, and in my opinoin, he gave the best celeb impression I've ever seen
But I am with you Edouglas; I am sick of the anti-Tom Cruise bullshit. It's very tired.
Still, on a purely comic level, that video is damn funny
Posted by actionman
at March 26, 2008 7:53 AM
comment #23
diesel
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this anti-cruise thing is just scary, anyone even reflected on what t. holly wrote? i appreciate the celeb impression but where do we draw the line? this is starting to border on downright bullying and under no circumstances is that acceptable.
Posted by diesel
at March 26, 2008 8:38 AM
comment #24
Geoff
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You know what's really scary? Scientology.
Posted by Geoff
at March 26, 2008 11:42 AM
comment #25
maria
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T Holly comment should be deleted.
What an insult to Tom and all the jews, french and everyone who suffered or die because of the awful Nazi's crime.
Yeah right, Cruise ordered the extermination of millions of people !
Making less of the nazi crimes is such a shame and stupid.
T Holly, you are an utterly retard.
Posted by maria
at March 26, 2008 11:49 AM
comment #26
T. Holly
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French people everywhere know Wells wears women's underwear and knee-hi's with his lace up shoes.
Posted by T. Holly
at March 26, 2008 2:47 PM