10 thoughts on ““Somebody Help Us”

  1. I’d like to add too that, after seeing tonight’s SNL opening, I’m more convinced than ever that Tina Fey (“I’d like to use one of my lifelines”) is more qualified than Palin to be the Vice President.

  2. They need to use this on SNL. Palin is losing the debate badly, floundering around and sounding like Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton. Suddenly, the Witchfinder General guy steps out of the audience, accuses Biden of being a warlock and smites him with a cudgel. Palin is declared the winner by the right-wing media.
    Why am I not laughing? I think I’ve had enough of living in interesting times.

  3. Thank goodness she at least has RELIGION. There’s nothing wrong with being exorcised, a lot of people who are sane believe in it. I’ve known witches in my life and they are very nice people. Never judge someone’s religion.

  4. Also, Raines dropped out of the company long before the bail-out, which is more than I can say for Ken Lay. But he’s black, and Kennie’s white, so I understand the double standard…

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