Vengeance
Get Jeremy Piven. Draw blood. Make his life hell. Take him down. Sue him. Make him pay somehow. Send dog packs after him. Torment him. Chase him down dark alleys. Flip him over like a turtle.
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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on January 7, 2009 at 3:47 PM
comment #1
hunterd
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why 3 links to the same story?
Posted by hunterd
at January 7, 2009 4:23 PM
comment #2
George Prager
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Make him give Ed Asner a blumpkin.
Posted by George Prager
at January 7, 2009 4:26 PM
comment #3
Sabina E
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Don't worry, he'll catch a STD soon. I bet he already did, though, sleeping around with lots of hookers, trannies, and desperate whores.
Posted by Sabina E
at January 7, 2009 5:37 PM
comment #4
iamjoe
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I chose the FLIP HIM LIKE A TURTLE link...seemed like the best way to go for yet another Piven story.
Posted by iamjoe
at January 7, 2009 5:55 PM
comment #5
T. S. Idiot
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"Who is this guy'? Some kind of loser?"
Posted by T. S. Idiot
at January 7, 2009 6:02 PM
comment #6
arturobandini2
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When Jeffrey Wells compares someone to a turtle, they'd better run for their lives.
Posted by arturobandini2
at January 7, 2009 6:23 PM
comment #7
Doug
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Aside from ticket holders, should anybody really care that Piven bowed out of the millionth Mamet revival on Broadway?
As long as he keeps playing Ari Gold I'm happy.
Posted by Doug
at January 7, 2009 6:30 PM
comment #8
Sabina E
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bleh, Mamet plays are overrated.
Posted by Sabina E
at January 7, 2009 6:52 PM
comment #9
Pinko Punko
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The turtle line sounds Walken-esque, maybe from the Rundown 2?
Posted by Pinko Punko
at January 7, 2009 7:26 PM
comment #10
Breedlove
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How many Mamet plays have you actually seen, DeafBrown?
Posted by Breedlove
at January 7, 2009 7:44 PM
comment #11
hunterd
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RE: Breedlove,
none would be my guess. Maybe a lit class in community college. Thoroughly pseudo-intellectual, that one. Shame too, I usually go for trashy punk girls. And knowing ASL, I've also had my fair share of deaf girls.
Posted by hunterd
at January 7, 2009 8:16 PM
comment #12
theultimatebiu
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I want to sue Piven in the name of Sushi. His 'medical condition' has hurt the name of Sushi and all its related brethren.
Posted by theultimatebiu
at January 8, 2009 7:01 AM
comment #13
Sabina E
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Breedlove:
I've actually NEVER seen any Mamet plays, but I've read them and I wasn't too impressed.
However, I've been told that Mamet plays are much better being watched than being read, so maybe I shouldn't have made that remark.
But from everyone that I've know, Mamet always incites a "either you love his works or you hate his works" reactions from people.
Posted by Sabina E
at January 8, 2009 8:56 AM
comment #14
Sabina E
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@ hunterD:
hahahaha, you wish. I've never gone to a community college, I actually graduated from a 4 year university and I've got a good job now.
Dumbass.
Posted by Sabina E
at January 8, 2009 8:58 AM
comment #15
hunterd
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Ummm...I was clearly being sarcastic. Reciting McCain's THAT ONE line...? I figured the ad homenium was so over the top that it would be obvious.
The internet yet again fails to allow for sarcasm.
Posted by hunterd
at January 8, 2009 1:23 PM
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at December 13, 2009 4:52 AM
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