29 thoughts on “Family Issues

  1. berkguru on said:

    This website just jumped the shark.

  2. I finally saw Twilight on DVD last month– and I was expecting a stupid, horrible movie. well…it really wasn’t that bad, but not that great either. Twilight was an enjoyable, cheesy film on a boring Sunday afternoon at least.

  3. DeafBrownTrashPunk — Did you notice all the glittering in the meadow? WHY IS THAT VAMPIRE SPARKLING?? WWWWWHHHHHY!!!

    I couldn’t stop laughing.

  4. That “wolf” sure looked like Puss in Boots from Shrek.

    The whole flick looks about as scary as an episode of the Merv Griffin Show.

  5. Can’t we just pretend this doesn’t?

    And Geoff, not to be a dick, but “fun” is the last word I’d use to describe True Blood.

    On a vampire-related note, has anyone read “Strain” yet? I’m curious.

  6. KRISTEN STEWART = HOTTEST WOMAN EVER, like IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

    LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER. BOW. She is PERFECTION and beyond charming; Anyone else see her on the MTV Awards tonight with the THIN LEGS and SKIMPY DRESS with the cute CHUCK TAYLORS, all nervous and gawky and playing with her hair? SO HOT.

    LOVE HER. K-STEW 4 EVER.

    What is WRONG with you people?

    BOW TO HER LIKE THE MIGHTY ZOD.

  7. I haven’t seen Twilight, and I’m not planning on it. What’s interesting about this teaser is that it is definitely banking on the fanbase of the books and the first flick. There’s nothing compelling happening here. If I wandered in off the street, saw this trailer and it was my first exposure to the series, well, I couldn’t be less interested.

  8. I finally saw Twilight on DVD last month– and I was expecting a stupid, horrible movie. well…it really wasn’t that bad, but not that great either. Twilight was an enjoyable, cheesy film on a boring Sunday afternoon at least.

  9. I saw Twilight as a return the favor to my wife, who sees all the shit I drag her to. We both hated it. One of the worst films of recent years. Not even cheeseball fun.

  10. After watching this I really have the urge to burn something. Something really big. Something needs to be sacrificed for the sins of this movie.

  11. You see it’s that shot of the dude turning into the wolf that just takes me out of it. CGI when done poorly is the direct result of suspension of “belief.”

    Nothing can beat prosthetics. Computer effects just wreaks of laziness.

    But the kiddies don’t give a shit, this movie is going to make a ton of coin.

  12. theultimatebiu:

    How about sacrificing the pale gay vampire and the writer of the books?

    Would that appease your gods?

  13. Why are all vampires so god damn beautiful?? It really puts a unrealistic standard for those wannabe vampires/goths that hang around Hot Topic.

    A pale vampire will possibly do…but he must be the leader.

  14. On Blu-ray, the scenery in Twilight is beautiful. True Blood is a lot more fun. And it has ugly vampires, too.

  15. I thought getting rid of the first director was supposed to solve all the problems. Guess not.

    Watch this trailer without sound, though. It’s definitely better that way.

  16. Goodie, a CG werewolf! Lots of fake-looking hair to augment this already-fake-looking film.

    I sat through “Twilight” in search of a single authentic moment and found none. The leads have no chemistry, and she in particular is borderline bad. I’m no teenager, but I have a hard time remembering any film I liked as a teenager that was THIS bad. And why do all the guys seem gay?

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