comment #1

Joe M. says ...

Take her down, man. A quick cheek brush is standard courtesy... no big deal even for a stuck-up hottie. This is war.

comment #2

Rich S. says ...

But...but, doesn't this just confirm your Knocked Up thesis that hot girls really don't go for Seth Rogen?

comment #3

Travis Crabtree says ...

She's an idiot. Yeah, she's smoking hot, but smoking hot girls are a nickel a gross in L.A. I can go to Ralph's on an average afternoon and see five girls as good looking as her.

And her tatoos bug me. Marilyn Monroe? That's so cool. I think I'll get James Dean tatted on me. And there's that one on her back that looks like instructions.

Seth Rogan will be enjoying the Bill Murray-Wes Anderson phase of his career when Megan will be on late night infomercials pimping her patented new work-out invention the Ankle-Master. "Remember me?"

comment #4

MikeSchaeferSF says ...

If Jamie-Lynn Sigler can date a chubby little putz like Turtle, surely Megan Fox can let Rogen kiss her cheek. He's funny *and* rich.

comment #5

Rich S. says ...

I'm glad we're finally getting around to righting this injustice, a scant two years after it happened.

comment #6

corey3rd says ...

funny & rich means Shemp Howard got more trim than John Wayne

and wants to kiss lips that have been on Brian Austin Green's schlong?

comment #7

Kristopher Tapley says ...

Oh come on, it wasn't all that. Clearly he was so tepid to actually kiss her that she just kept walking and didn't really notice -- as she said "Thanks" walking by, by the way.

It makes a good story, but more for Rogen's failure to man up and plant it for real than for an actual rejection.

comment #8

George Prager says ...

Rogen could've made it happen, even Gary Busey could've made it happen, but Rogen was still too much of a dork to make it happen.

comment #9

DavidF says ...

But Jeff - this is the fat Rogen who so offended you!

Not the new, skinny Rogen who is worthy of grudging respect.

comment #10

Gnome de Guerre says ...

Yup. Fox is merely oblivious to Rogen's telepathic entreaties. It's like flowergate, where she blew off the 12 yo who got her flowers and wanted an autograph or something on the red carpet somewhere, and it became a stink on movieline/defamer, and it turns out Fox just didn't notice him. Still, it's better for potential stalkers to assume they're getting the brush off rather than assume their future ex-girlfriend just didn't notice them worshipping down there.

comment #11

actionman says ...

"I can go to Ralph's on an average afternoon and see five girls as good looking as her."

No you can't.

comment #12

Sabina E says ...

Get over it. A bunch of bitter, whiney guys complaining that a hot chick won't let a fat dude kiss her. What's the big deal? So what?

Sounds like some of you boys are suffering from the same problem, no?

comment #13

Scott Mendelson says ...

Maybe she'll make it up to him by letting him wash her car while she records it.

What an absurd non-story.

comment #14

MilkMan says ...

I'm so tired of having to look at this meeskite. Yes, Megan Fox will slide into obscurity, most likely turning up on QVC in 20 years, but Rogen will fair no better. I predict that by the time he hits 40 he will have turned into an ultra-conservative, nasty old man a la Chevy Chase or Dennis Miller. His shit is old and tired already. He has never made me laugh one time. I don't understand how he got to where he is. I think Rex Reed is a dyed-in-the-wool cunt, and knows shit about absolutely nothing when it comes to film, but his take on Rogen, that he is an aberration, was dead on. Megan Fox didn't want to let him kiss her and this is what he bases a routine on? How far up your own ass do you have to be to think that something like that would make for a funny story? Nothing spells F-A-I-L like a Jew who doesn't know how to do self-deprecation. But then again, he's Canadian, so that shouldn't be that surprising. Canadians are about as reflective as cardboard.

comment #15

actionman says ...

I'm not your guy, buddy! I'm not your buddy, guy!

comment #16

Jeffrey Wells says ...

Listen, let me explain something -- nobody misses anything they don't want to miss. If a reasonably healthy and alert woman doesn't notice some guy's halting attempt to plant a cheek-peck or some kid looking for an autograph on a red carpet, it's because she's deliberately chosen to blow them off because she'd rather focus her attention elsewhere for this or that reason -- more wattage, opportunity, intrigue, friend-greeting, whatever. There are no accidents, all illness is psychological and nobody misses anything they don't want to miss. Never, nobody, doesn't happen, don't buy it.

comment #17

corey3rd says ...

Megan Fox is the 21st Century Caroline Munroe

comment #18

MDOC says ...

That's really funny.

comment #19

Kristopher Tapley says ...

Come on, Jeff. Come on.

comment #20

Travis Crabtree says ...

""I can go to Ralph's on an average afternoon and see five girls as good looking as her."

No you can't."

Yes I can.

I'm not saying that they're not mostly a bunch of wack-actresses but yes, I can. Try it. Ralph's on Sunset & Fuller. The only reason it sounds unrealistic is because they are shopping for rice cakes and green tea and not being lovingly lighted and filmed by a horny shlock-meister like Bay.

comment #21

lazarus says ...

MilkMan, I'm pretty sure Chevy Chase is an outspoken liberal, and shouldn't be included in the cesspool where Dennis Miller currently treads waters.

comment #22

p.Vice says ...

Rogen can pay as many bitches as he wants to let him kiss them wherever he wants.

He deserves zero sympathy.

comment #23

Travis Crabtree says ...

"ultra-conservative, nasty old man like Chevy Chase...."

Chevy Chase?! Nasty, yes. Old, yes. Conservative? Not only not conservative, he's super-liberal. Where've you been?

I'm off to Ralph's.

comment #24

Rob says ...

Megan Fox is hot? Really? Her face looks like somebody glued a pair of wax lips onto a catcher's mitt.

comment #25

moviemaniac2002 says ...

Fox's minders should have gone the complete
opposite route and Greta Garbo'd her...in other words, keep her away from junkets, interviews, public appearances...let the 'mystique' grow...
......Because everytime she opens her mouth (which she does frequently) she comes across as...A. Extraordinarily stupid...and B. Mean spirited and self-obsessed.
No wonder the "guy" websites are banning her....she's the living embodiment of every
unapproachable girl they've ever wet-dreamed of...and in this case, a woman who's truly as nasty and dumb as she looks.
And yes, it's obvious her career is going to be one short ride....probably the "bad" girl in the next Bond will do it for her....as soon as Daniel Craig throws her into some helicopter blades, or down a volcano or off a cliff...that'll serve as both the peak and end of her career.

comment #26

Travis Crabtree says ...

"Cesspool"?
Okay.

p.Vice.... I don't think it's about having sympathy for Rogen, (I don't care), it's more about what a pain in the ass Megan Fox seems to be. At the very least, she's tiresomely over-rated.

I'll take Olivia Munn. I always thought she looked like Megan's maybe-not-quite-as-hot but way cooler, smarter and much more fun sister.

comment #27

moviemaniac2002 says ...

Yes! Olivia Munn...now THERE's the next
Caroline Munro......

comment #28

Travis Crabtree says ...

Here's one specifically for the fan-boy-nerds

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/olivia_munn_6.jpg

comment #29

Longfellow Traveler says ...

Jeff, you're a fucking idiot. Who the fuck do you think you are to say that "nobody misses anythng that don't want to miss" so ndefinitively as if you've cornerstoned the market on all knowledge related to human psychology.

The fact that you wont even allow for the possbility-in both cases-that these events may have occurred differenty than you suggest is yet another example of your small-minded arrogance. You are both a fool and a cunt. It amazes me you can even form a complete sentence.

comment #30

EdHavens says ...

Fuck, go to Rock 'n' Roll Ralphs (the one at Sunset and Fuller) at any given time of day or night and you'll see TEN girls much hotter than Megan Fox, and often wearing less clothing than Megan Fox.

comment #31

Gordon27 says ...

"There are no accidents, all illness is psychological and nobody misses anything they don't want to miss."

I'm glad to know you read every insult which is posted here, but I still don't think Megan Fox should be required to kiss Seth Rogen.

Has everybody on this website decided that they live in Seinfeld's building all of a sudden?

comment #32

Travis Crabtree says ...

AGAIN, Longfellow Traveler! Only this time with FEELING!

comment #33

Jeffrey Wells says ...

Wells to Longfellow Traveller: I've struck some kind of nerve, I see. Some recent history, methinks. Some lady hurt you in the same kind of way not too long ago, blowing you off or not paying sufficient attention at some key moment concerning some action that affected you directly, and then you trustingly bought her apology/explanation later on that she honestly didn't notice and she's so sorry, etc. And it infuriates you to think that you smiled and gave her a pass when she may not have deserved it.

comment #34

Longfellow Traveler says ...

[Comment deleted due to breaking the HE rule about personal slander. The fluttering ay-hole known as "Longfellow Traveller" is banned for life.]

comment #35

Butters says ...

She does blow him off but it is what it is. Beauiful people live by a different set of rules then the rest of us. I am sure here career will flame out soon enough. Hopefully she saves enough money or I am sure she will turn up on Cinemax in like 15 years. If she is still in shape though that may not be such a bad thing......

comment #36

RMBurnett says ...

Folks,

If Megan Fox is the 21st Century Caroline Munroe, does that mean I can expect the inevitable STARCRASH remake anytime soon...?

comment #37

frankbooth says ...

This is pretty silly. She looked like she said "thank you," and he DID just kind of stand there like a dork.

Not that I'm defending her. The backlash against her will be soon, brutal and final. Any number of lingerie or even soft-porn models are as attractive as she is, and looks are all she has to offer.

She's Alyssa Milano, basically.

comment #38

Gordon27 says ...

Has Jeff ever made a claim as to how women as a generalization think/act/whatever that didn't drip with hatred towards their obvious constant deceptions?

comment #39

frankbooth says ...

Wow. Her credit in Bad Boys 2 is "Stars-and-Stripes Bikini Kid Dancing Under Waterfall." If that doesn't sum up Michael Bay in a nutshell...I guess adding "...while an expensive car explodes in the background" would have been too much to ask for.

comment #40

corey3rd says ...

Chico Marx would have been banging her behind a dumpster. Rogen just has zero pimp hand.

comment #41

Longfellow Traveler says ...

[Comment deleted due to breaking the HE rule about personal slander. The fluttering ay-hole known as "Longfellow Traveller" is banned for life.]

comment #42

Gordon27 says ...

frank - I think you mean "an expensive car driven by a black stereotype".

comment #43

mitchtaylor says ...

Fox: Hey Rogen, can you help me? I'm nervous. Just stay out there because I'm nervous I'm gonna flub a line or something stupid.
Rogen: UM... OK.
Fox: Great.

(later, Fox comes out)

Rogen: I'm just gonna maybe sort-of plant this cheek jeez god you're beautiful and uh, well, maybe I shouldn't because, you know... oh man, oh god I'm gonna do it, really this time I mean it, I'm gonna go ahead and...
Fox: Don't trip on way to couch. Don't trip. Don't trip.

comment #44

Emmanuel_Goldstein says ...

I don't know about the usual pointless "existential" riff-raff the majority of you have delved into once again... but that was hilarious to watch

comment #45

George Prager says ...

Longellow Traveler is either Brian Austin Green or some douche at working part-time at the Cheese Store of Silverlake who struck up a very brief acquaintanceship with Ms. Fox after he recommended a Bogle Petit Syrah.

comment #46

actionmam says ...

[Comment deleted for vulgarity. The author, "Actionmam," is banned for life.]

comment #47

Travis Crabtree says ...

Damn! Wish I had caught "actionmam"'s post before the deletion. I'm sure it had something to do with Michael Bay and pole-smoking and what-not.

comment #48

LexG says ...

Megan Fox is GOD COME TO EARTH, I spend 50% of my day HATING MYSELF for not knowing her (the other half I spend being suicidal that I'm not dating Kristen Stewart.)

Listen, here's Lex Rule#1: FAMOUS WOMEN are inherently "hotter" than any regular chick you see at Ralph's. FAME is what it's all about, so if you were dating Megan Fox you'd get YOUR FACE IN MAGAZINES and be THE ENVY OF OTHER DUDES. Fuck being some regular schmo dating the hottest chick in the Sundance Ballroom. That and five bucks'll get you a Hot and Ready at Little Caesars.

The more famous, the more hot, as you become a Nietschean uber-man via your ability to CONQUER famous, public women. I can barely get excited by real-life chicks, because if Mark Wahlberg or BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN can have sex with celebrity women: WHAT ONE MAN CAN DO, ANOTHER MAN CAN DO.

Megan Fox is charming, delightful, sexy, ebulliant, awesome, and if YOU GUYS wouldn't dump your wife for her at "hello," then you're LYING.

Honestly, I realize I'm on the wrong side of Wells' opinion to be so forceful about this and pulling my Hot Blog antics here, but HOW CAN YOU NOT daydream about MEGAN FOX and Alba and Biel and K-Stew *EVERY SECOND* of your existence? You guys aren't plumbers in Milwaukee, most of you are at least on the fringes of the biz, close enough to taste it, so ensconsed with it that you live and breathe celebrity, fame, actresses models.

I've asked this in EVERY one of my YouTube rants (all viewable under my YT handle, "ThisGuyOwns," and many of them dedicated to Megan Fox):

Why is it not PHYSICALLY KILLING YOU (literally, I drink constantly and think of hanging myself every minute) that YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS, that you are not GOD?????

I want to have sex with a FAMOUS Actress more than ANYTHING on this planet and I would sell out anything and EVERYONE to achieve this goal. Think I'm happy working post and being a minor Internet clown? Fuck no.

I want to be a BILLIONAIRE, I want to bang the hottest chicks.... and Megan Fox is at the top of my wish list...

Now let me go tune up my 1990 Ford Taurus after I finish tweaking frames in this boiler room job.

I want to be a Tyler Durden for men WHO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH FAMOUS ACTRESSES. Stop selling yourself short and stop pretending you're happy. You are only as good as the fame/hotness ranking of who you're banging.

So right now I'm a dead zero... I am NOT happy about it.

comment #49

Studly Semite says ...

i can go to popseoul.com and see hotter chicks 3x a day than Meagan Fox. Fox represents everything that is reprehensible and putrid about American femininity in the 21st century. Don't get me started on that Katherine Hiegel. When it comes to beauty, especially in movies, Essence takes the cake and American women these days have zero.

comment #50

CitizenKanedforChewingGum says ...

There's that word again, "ensconsed."

Did you lose a bet with someone, and now you have to use it at least once every five hours or $100 is automatically withdrawn from your bank account or something?

comment #51

LexG says ...

There IS no hotter chick than Megan Fox.

Period. End of story.

Just because you/we can only GET the "girl next door" in real life doesn't mean you have to be DISHONEST in your fantasies and somehow convince yourself that some tubby frau who talks to you is objectively more beautiful than a movie star. That's some pretty serious delusion.

comment #52

LexG says ...

Also, Kaned, either get of my bozack or just sing my praises. You follow me around enough so clearly you're a superfan. Just admit it.

Or if you're really that opposed to my opinions or my choice of words, make a video with your real face and speak to me on my level. You're welcome to all your opinions, but you hide behind the mask of anonymity and throw banana peels from the sidelines, not much different from an AICN troll.

Tell me your real name and show me a video clip and/or picture of yourself or a list of your credits, or are you no longer allowed to address a single one of my posts.

comment #53

bryce_david says ...

"Megan Fox is the 21st Century Caroline Munroe"

That made me laugh!

Caroline Munro is the hottest movie babe ever!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tbbBo5gDRlg/SVbbGF_18EI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/C4kraX8lRAA/s400/caroline_munro4.jpg

comment #54

markj says ...

@LexG: Olivia Wilde

comment #55

Don Murphy says ...

Megan is neither nasty nor dumb. She is very very young and inexperienced and overwhelmed.

comment #56

Burbanked says ...

Good gravy, but I love this site. A mere five-minute video of barely-an-issue Hollywood usualness has enflamed nearly 60 comments of inspired lunacy. Banned Actionman doppelnamers! Hot chick Ralph's-watching! Michael Bay bashing! LexG's hyperbolic prose-erific chest-thumpery! I'm enjoying myself so much I'm actually thinking about clicking on one of the ads, just as a silent little "thanks" to all involved.

As for Fox? Bleh. Her allure comes from how perfectly she symbolizes Hollywood: a plastic facade on a studio lot, 100% narcissist.

comment #57

LexG says ...

Markj: Olivia Wilde, yep yep. Big fan, too... but no Megan, no matter what Maxim tries to spin.

Also, Murphy owns. Tell Megan I said what's up.

What got lost in all our feverish ranting: This Kimmel clip (and Rogen) are funny and disarming as hell. Can't believe JW or anyone else can get that angry at Fox, when it's presented so amusingly. Even Rogen would admit his douchey, wishy-washy attempt is the culprit here, not any attitude from The Goddess.

comment #58

nemo says ...

I'm trying to picture Jeff Wells letting Seth Rogen plant a cheek peck or air kiss on his face.

comment #59

va says ...

This Fox/Rogen thing happened in 2007, and it's just coming to light now? It was acutally funny watching Rogen look like a stoner nerd....he deserved not to get kissed....BTW - it's about time the fake Actionman got bounced and banned!

comment #60

CitizenKanedforChewingGum says ...

"Tell me your real name and show me a video clip and/or picture of yourself or a list of your credits, or are you no longer allowed to address a single one of my posts."

Is this match.com now? I think I understand your obsession with the masculine K-Stew all of the sudden. A list of my credits? I'm not in the industry, dude...I'm a nobody. Not unlike you.

What can I say? I'm so "ensconsed" with your posts (do you get paid if other people say it to you?), that I just can't help but MAN THE FUCK UP and POST.

RESPECT.

comment #61

Gnome de Guerre says ...

Geez. You guys are still at it?

I'll say this... unless you've been to a war-zone, or grew up facing difficulties out of the norm for middle America, you're a kid at 23 (or however old Fox is). Hell, your brain hasn't even finished developing. And I say that as a 24 year old!

This isn't 1798, when you'd have already achieved by 23 what today you only roll off the futon at 36 to do. Back then you'd already had your midlife crisis, survived malaria, and begun posting syphillis-touched leaflets by 23.

So to have this much analysis dedicated to what you "stand for", this much read into your physical appearance and public behavior... this much PROJECTED on you, it's mind boggling. I mean, stop and picture your 23 year old niece, sister, daughter (or son, nephew, brother) for a second and imagine s/he just made a social "faux pas" and forgot to brush her/his cheek against 25 yo uncle Lenny at the bar mitzvah. Can you imagine this "WOAH MY GOD!" reaction?

Those of us that are men... time to be A Serious Man for a second. I mean really, horn doggies. What is this, junior high?

Those of us that are women already know this rap, sigh, the social projection of Importance (that's with a capital I if you didn't notice) onto feminine beauty.

comment #62

Gnome de Guerre says ...

Now onto more pseudo feminist rantings on the "hot-Brazilian-about-to-lick-RDJ's-rubbahface" thread.

comment #63

LexG says ...

Gnome, you sound cool. You should hit me up sometime.

GOOD IDEA.

comment #64

LexG says ...

Oh wait maybe you're not a chick.

Never mind.

BAD IDEA.

comment #65

crazynine says ...

"Comment deleted due to breaking the HE rule about personal slander."

Ahhh, the banhappy threads are always the most fun.

I'd just like to point out that Wells disliked Rogen when he was larger. He loses some weight, suddenly he's cool.

For the record, Rogen was cooler when he was larger. And personality goes a long way with chicks that are worth it (even the hot ones).

comment #66

Filthy Rich says ...

Yeah, I don't think it's as bad as it's blown up to be. Rogen wasn't overtly going for it but I don't understand people slamming him over it. He's obviously laughing about the whole thing and himself.

Of course Milkman doesn't like Seth Rogen or Canadians for that matter since he has no taste or sense of humour.

comment #67

DeeZee says ...

Don't worry, Jeff. You can count the days until she crashes and burns by relying on the Jennifer's Body release date.

Gnome: Bah, if Danica McKellar can be nice to her male fans, so Fox can do the same.

actionman: Even if you were right, you can still go to the beach and find more smokin' women than Fox.

lazarus+Travis: Seriously. No conservative would be caught dead in The Aristocrats.

movie: To me, she's basically just the brunette Scarlett Johansson.

Lex: Any girl like Fox who said "hello" to me is probably already planning to roll me the following evening.

comment #68

Noiresque says ...

For the love of god. You guys are carrying on like she refused to kiss Paul Newman. It's Seth Rogan, who was aiming to get his picture in the news being greeted reverently by the hot chick du jour. Irrelevant.

comment #69

K. Bowen says ...

Oh gee. A member of the Judd Apatow Beta Male Posse ripping on a woman. How exactly is that news?

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comment #73

Gemma says ...

thats a tough lady for you. she knows whom she has to give the liberty to touch her and whom to brush off like a bug, i like such ladies, they know their mind and are confident enough to show it.. good job fox!!

comment #74

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