Dusty Rabbit Ears

Steven Spielberg's decision to direct an adaptation of Harvey, a 65 year-old Pulitzer Prize-winning play and a 59 year-old Universal film that starred James Stewart, is an essentially timid and conservative move. It's about looking back at age 62, communing with old-time sentimental America, potentially having fun with Tom Hanks (who's widely expected to play Stewart's role of Elwood P. Dowd) and for some reason wanting to slosh around in amiable charm and likable oddness, which has never been Spielberg's strong suit.


Harvey, which 20th Century Fox is financing and which will include, I'm presuming, the constant CG visualization of Harvey the rabbit, will, mark my words, be seen as a minor Spielberg hiccup at the end of the day. He doesn't have it in him to be deft and discreet, which is what this kind of material needs. Spielberg almost always puts on the waders and sloshes right into the swamp. He's always looking to touch or melt hearts, even when the film would be better off without this. He'll never know from subtlety.

And all the while Tony Kushner's Lincoln -- the biopic that Spielberg has delayed and dilly-dalllied with for years, the big creative-challenge project of his autumnal years that obviously terrifies him down to his cracked toenails -- continues to wither on the vine as poor Liam Neeson, who's dying to play Lincoln before he gets too old, waits and frets.

What is there to say about a once-interesting, super-rich director-producer who hasn't made a truly formidable or at least largely unblemished film since 1998's Saving Private Ryan and before that '93's Schindler's List? And who, facing the final surge of creative opportunity and productivity in his life (he's got another 10 to 12 years left of high-energy directing), has made two lightweight fantasy films over the last three years -- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Tintin -- and has now committed to a third in this vein (i.e., Harvey)?

Because I still foolishly believe in the Spielberg who used to be (the guy who, with the exception of 1941, hit nothing but home runs from '74's Duel to '82's E.T., and who showed flashes of the old vigor three more times with '89's Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and the afore-mentioned Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan)...because I'm gullible enough to believe that Spielberg could pull it together and rally the troops for another surge, I keep asking myself again and again when is this guy going to man up and stop tiddly-winking around?


(l.) Abraham Lincoln; (r.) Lincoln-Neeson digital blend.

What will his next Lincoln-avoidance project be after Harvey? A bullshit Old Boy remake with Will Smith? The dumbing down of Interstellar?

I say and plead again to Spielberg: do the decent thing and drop Lincoln and give it to someone else to direct. Someone who isn't afraid, someone with more depth and passion. Go ahead and be the life-loving Tintin/Harvey hah-hey guy. Shallow it up to your heart's content but don't block a potentially great film from being made. Lincoln is beyond your abilities. Admit this and let it go.

The new Harvey screenplay is a first-time effort by Jonathan Tropper. The original 1944 play was written by Mary Chase. Stewart played Dowd on Broadway as well as in the 1950 Henry Koster-directed film.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on August 3, 2009 at 5:32 AM

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raygo Author Profile Page says ...

Huge waste of time for everyone, like most remakes. Unless they use the rabbit from Donnie Darko. Is Harvey even watchable? I've had many opportunities to see it and never once watched it.

Posted by raygo Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:23 AM

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BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page says ...

As a big Spielberg fan, I'm not at all enthused by this announcement. But it's far too early to write him off. By all accounts this Harvey thing is ready to go and it sounds like Spielberg just wants to direct something quickly to get back into the habit. Didn't he do something similar with The Terminal, then go on to make War of the Worlds and Munich back-to-back?

His track record is so good that the missteps can be overlooked. He's not like the modern directors who make 2 films every decade, and thus the stinkers stand out more. He's produced more than enough classics to allow himself to coast a bit when he feels like it, and I'm sure that we'll get 2 or 3 more cast-iron classics out of him before he retires.

Long live the Beard.

Posted by BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:38 AM

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markj Author Profile Page says ...

Saving Private Ryan is pretty terrible, apart from the opening and closing battle sequences. But even they are tonally different, the opening beach incursion being closer to documentary recreation whilst the closing battle is a big Hollywood-style action/adventure scene. Ryan is a schizophrenic film, from a director clearly striving for a 2nd Oscar. It's all over the place. And the cemetery visit scenes are perhaps the worst directing work Spielberg has ever done.

Spielberg has done some interesting work since then though. I personally find A.I. Artificial Intelligence and Catch Me If You Can to be wonderful films. And despite some huge flaws Munich is pretty great too.

Posted by markj Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:43 AM

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markj Author Profile Page says ...

Oh and Last Crusade is really lazily directed Jeff, hardly a return to form for Spielberg. You can almost see him wandering around the soundstages in a daze wondering why Empire of the Sun flopped.

Posted by markj Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:45 AM

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Jeffrey Wells Author Profile Page says ...

War of the Worlds was totally ruined by the sentimental ending -- it's all anybody thinks of when they think back to it (which happens rarely). Munich gets worse with each passing year. I popped it into the DVD player a couple of years ago and it wasn't painful, but mainly it just droned on from scene to scene. It was wildly over-praised in certain quarters when it first came out. A.I. was pure Haley Joel Osment agony -- bamboo chutes under the fingernails. Catch Me If You Can was labored and tonally hard to decipher and way, way too long.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:52 AM

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BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page says ...

Last Crusade is absolutely mint. "He chose... poorly." Awesome fun. The closest Spielberg got to a Bond film in many sequences.

Catch Me If You Can and Minority Report are both really solid top-drawer entertainment. A.I. is an underrated gem and Munich was stylish and powerful. Only The Terminal has really been a misstep this decade.

Also underrated are Empire of the Sun and Amistad. His only real swing-and-miss in terms of weighty stuff was The Color Purple, which was not helped by a sickly sweet Quincy Jones score.

Posted by BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:53 AM

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BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page says ...

War of the Worlds is great for the first half but the Tim Robbins house sequence is kind of a weird diversion that doesn't really work. But the set-pieces are brilliant and show again that Spielberg is head and shoulders above most other hacks when it comes to the use of CGI.

Posted by BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:55 AM

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Sabina E Author Profile Page says ...

count me out... what a terrible idea.

Posted by Sabina E Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:57 AM

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raygo Author Profile Page says ...

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was one of worst viewing experiences I've ever had. Terrible film from beginning to end. Steven Sommers would have done better, because the reverential tone would have been abandoned, because clearly it was a joke of a movie to begin with, and greatly diminshed the whole Indiana Jones history.

Posted by raygo Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:57 AM

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markj Author Profile Page says ...

I agree War of the Worlds was destroyed by the ending Jeff. It was almost as if Spielberg got bored with the film and just decided to have some troops come in and start taking the aliens down so he could go home.

I do feel A.I. gets a hard time though. There are certain sections i'm not too fond of (The Flesh Fair and Rouge City visits) but overall I think it's a fabulous thought-provoking work. People dismiss it as being sentimental but it's actually the complete opposite.

Kubrick's version is one of the great 'What If?'s of cinema though. I'd love to have seen the opening 45 minutes in particular from Kubrick, that would have been a devastating piece of filmmaking.

Posted by markj Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:58 AM

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roquentin Author Profile Page says ...

Your underestimation of Spielberg has been argued against to death on these boards, but fuck. From this vantage point, your hatred of old media, which declaratively anointed Munich a masterpiece, got bound up with your hatred of Spielberg and his ethos of suburban values. Except you're too blinded by this connection to see that Munich is a masterpiece of sorts, and it is over and against any old media hype. I hope that the Munich backlash, which resulted in that cartoon-y Indiana Jones comic book, hasn't soured Spielberg from his more daring mature works. You know, the ones you've reduced and dismissed and relegated to "twenty minutes" like every other critic who felt shamed into the hype. Apart from that plodding post-script (one of a few missteps in an otherwise great - GREAT - film).

I understand feeling cynical about his at times cloying suburban yearning. (That said, as awful as the scene was, wasn't he literally destroying that whole world in the nuclear fall-out scene in Crystal Skull?) But looking back on the work of masters, which Spielberg is and will be among, as many of them are accepted as brilliant despite their thematic obsessions as they are because of them. John Ford, Hitchcock, and Kubrick all sit in the same pantheon.

So, out of curiosity, who would be up to the task? Soderbergh's Lincoln? Michael Mann's tough guy Lincoln? Maybe Christian Bale can mumble his way through the Gettysburg Address. (Mann, by the way, is arguably just as sentimental as Spielberg, it's just subterranean and directed towards an ideal of clipped machismo and machines.)

How about another soft-focus late Mike Nichol's work? Or - I've got it, brilliance of brilliance - Guillermo Del Toro's monster fantasy Lincoln, replete with a zombie John Wilkes Booth!

Posted by roquentin Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:01 AM

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BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page says ...

Crystal Skull is not that bad. The only real problems were the stupid use of CGI which, despite my earlier comments, is actually the only time when it's really grated in a Spielberg film. The gophers were fucking silly.

Also I prefer the religious mythology of the previous films rather than aliens, but some of the set pieces are a lot of fun.

Posted by BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:02 AM

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markj Author Profile Page says ...

Bosh: Yeah I enjoyed Skull, it was a fun throwback to simpler times. People complain about all the CG gophers but they're in the film for about 20 seconds of a 120 minute running time. I'm glad they explored the alien angle, at least it was something different, as opposed to Crusade which ended up being a weak remake of Raiders, with Indy relegated from hero to Sean Connery's stooge.

Posted by markj Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:05 AM

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Sean Author Profile Page says ...

Why does everyone assume that Harvey will have a CGI pookah? I think the odds are definitely in favor of it having zero pookah footage, and the odds are overwhelming that, if we do happen to see the pookah, it will be less than 2% of the footage, and a near certainly to be less than 10%. Assuming that the screenplay is indeed based on the original play.

Also, is it possible that it's Neeson who's delaying Lincoln, taking a year off to get his sea legs again? Doing easy stuff to pay the bills but saving the hard stuff for when he can afford it?

Posted by Sean Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:05 AM

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Steven Kar Author Profile Page says ...

I agree with MARK COMMENT #3. Somebody has to be man enough to step up and declare how deeply flawed SAVING PRIVATE RYAN is. The best criticism of that movie that I've read came from screenwriter William Goldman in his 1999 Vanity Fair article criticising the Best Picture nominees. Spot on.

I watched the Indiana Jones movies recently, and I feel that RAIDERS just doesn't hold up as well, TEMPLE actually improves with time, and LAST CRUSADE remains my favourite of the three. (I don't know what CRYSTAL SKULL was.)

MUNICH is a filmed play. I can sit through a play and even enjoy it, but I can't sit through a filmed play.

Posted by Steven Kar Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:13 AM

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bluefugue Author Profile Page says ...

Though both flawed, War of the Worlds and Munich are significant entries in the Spielberg catalogue. The first tripod-attack sequence in War of the Worlds is a masterpiece and exposes the younger generation of action directors (Greengrass excepted) as the tyros they are. Munich features one of the most perfectly staged murder scenes I have ever seen, and is generally a taut thriller with a political conscience, though the final 20 minutes lose their way.

Private Ryan opens with what is IMO the best battle sequence ever filmed, and the climactic one is very good as well. The middle is rather boilerplate WW2 ensemble drama. Competent, but not that interesting.

I'm excited to see Tintin. This idea that Spielberg is losing his way by making popcorn movies seems a bit off to me, as two of his greatest efforts (Jaws and Raiders) are about as popcorn as they come. They seem substantive to modern eyes (particularly Jaws with its triptych of indelible lead characters), but that's just because they're *good* popcorn, not because they're something else. Tintin is in some ways a forebear of Indiana Jones, so I think there's a good chance Spielberg could hit that one of the park. But I have admittedly been a fan of the comics since childhood -- in fact Tintin books are among the very first things I ever attempted to read.

Posted by bluefugue Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:18 AM

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BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page says ...

Tintin seems to be attracting a lot of criticism from the online community because Americans just don't seem to know what it is at all. I grew up on Tintin and Asterix comic books rather than superheroes, so for me it's a great deal more exciting than, say, The Green Lantern. It makes sense for them to release it in Europe first.

Posted by BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:21 AM

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bluefugue Author Profile Page says ...

>I watched the Indiana Jones movies recently, and I feel that RAIDERS just doesn't hold up as well, TEMPLE actually improves with time, and LAST CRUSADE remains my favourite of the three.

I've been defending Temple of Doom against critics for years. But in my opinion Raiders is far and away the best Indy film. Far and away. Best score (Williams's personal best after Empire Strikes Back), best heroine, best single action sequence (truck chase), best villain in Belloq (& the great long-take scene where Belloq talks to Indy and holds up the cheap watch), and maybe the most rousing moment in movies since the Marseillaise sequence in Casablanca ("I found him." "Where?" "There!") And the finale is absolutely a knockout. I mean, they spend so much time building up the Ark that if we don't get the wrath of freakin' God at the end we are going to be disappointed. AND WE GET THE WRATH OF FREAKIN' GOD. Hard to be impressed by a glowy Sankara stone or a rapidly aging bad guy after that. On top of all that, an absolutely pitch-perfect final shot that may have single-handedly created the X-files subgenre...

Posted by bluefugue Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:23 AM

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bluefugue Author Profile Page says ...

>I grew up on Tintin and Asterix comic books

Amen!

Posted by bluefugue Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:24 AM

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markj Author Profile Page says ...

Raiders is one of the greatest films ever made, 50 years from now people will still be watching it. Temple of Doom is very underrated though as bluefugue says, it was probably the last time that the pure joy of Spielberg's filmmaking imagination was unleashed on screen. Just look at the confidence in the filmmaking, in particular the minecar light gradually revealing Indiana Jones standing waiting to punch out the guard - genius filmmaking.

Posted by markj Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:28 AM

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Phatang! Author Profile Page says ...

I could write my review for "Harvey" right now.

Posted by Phatang! Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:38 AM

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cinefan Author Profile Page says ...

Amen to bluefugue and markj. I feel that Spielberg's early action films haven't diminished over time but, in fact, hold up very well and actually get better with each passing year. Compared to recent dreck like Transformers 2 and the Mummy Returns, films like Jaws and Raiders seem very fresh today because of their intelligence and emphasis on interesting, well-developed characters and their lack of pointless and unnecessary CG effects.

Posted by cinefan Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:39 AM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

I've tried to defend Spielberg's choices of late, even if I didn't particularly agree with them. But a remake of Harvey is just a terrible idea. Stewart so made the character of Elwood P. Dowd his own, that there's just no point in revisiting it.

Spielberg should know better. I can only assume that the screenwriter threw something in about Harvey being a manifestation of Dowd's poor relationship with his father. That seems to be the only theme Spielberg is interested in any more.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:42 AM

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Steven Kar Author Profile Page says ...

I've always hated the idea of taking the hero/protagonist out of the action in RAIDERS' finale.

He's just tied up there on the hill top and he does nothing. In fact, ever since the Nazis seized the Ark from the hero, he became irrelevant to the story. Impotent. He stopped driving the action.

Posted by Steven Kar Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:47 AM

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Filthy Rich Author Profile Page says ...

Crystal Skull was a mess from beginning to end from the terrible script with dialogue that didn't sound like anything Indy would ever say, to its plodding, awkard exposition (David's Koepp's biggest weakness), terrible character development (Indy and Marion's shallow, geriatric kiss instead of their great give and take, bitter banter from Raiders) and Spielberg's amateurish Stephen Sommer's like directing. Whenever anyone defends that film it automatically renders all of their other arguments completely invalid.

Most of the debate about Spielberg's other recent films, I think, comes down to a matter of aesthetics: I really enjoyed Catch Me if You Can, found Munich a dull bore, thought War of the World was great at the beginning (except for Janusch Kaminsky's shimmering cinematography) and poor and uneven by the middle, and felt Minority Report was pretty good but underwhelming. A lot of the movies are a disjointed mish-mash of good to great concepts and ideas that just aren't coalescing due to the fact that he's shooting too soon and not re-working the scripts to their fullest potential.

Private Ryan was the last time he dazzled but I agree with the criticisms that most of the middle was an uninsightful and overly earnest near failure.

I think he's making too many movies, too often, aiming lower, and settling for less than he did 20 years ago. Last Crusade and Schindler's List are the last truly great movies that he's made. And those were far, far too long ago.

Posted by Filthy Rich Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:49 AM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

Munich is a masterpiece of filmmaking and storytelling. How anyone could think otherwise is mystifying. Minority Report was also pretty fucking awesome. Catch Me If You Can, as someone else said above, was a wonderful movie. War of the Worlds stuck with the original ending (hence the sentimentality) but the sheer spectacle in that film was awe-inspiring at times on the big screen.

I need to see A.I. again; was unimpressed with it on the one viewing I've taken in (in the theaters). I think I expected something different...

Oh, and The Terminal gets a bad rep; it's not great but it's no disaster. It's ALWAYS visually interesting, and for whatever reason, I have always liked the storylines in that flick.

This Harvey remake is POINTLESS, however. Just pointless. As is the proposed remake of Oldboy.

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:51 AM

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Filthy Rich Author Profile Page says ...

And I agree with Markj: Raiders of the Lost Ark is an incredibly well crafted, sophisticated, endlessly inventive and fresh action/adventure film that like, a great bottle of red, just keeps getting better with age.

It is a timeless, witty, perfect gem of a film with its confident restraint and mastertful tone. Its humour, character, economy and creativity are still awe-inspiring today. I was going to list my favourite aspects of the movie would spend the next hour typing and typing non-stop. Better I should just watch it again and shut up.

Posted by Filthy Rich Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:55 AM

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poseidon72 Author Profile Page says ...

I agree with alot of what you said. Spielberg was great in the 70's and 80's and some of the 90's but as a fantasy adventure filmmaker he's lost his touch. Even films like Hook had magic too them. His last Indiana Jones film was a massive disappointment. I liked A.I
and some of his other work but its not Spielberg of the 70's and 80's. War of the Worlds had a terrific first half but it falls apart in the second half. That should not happen with a guy who has had his body of great work.

Posted by poseidon72 Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 9:08 AM

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Joe Popcorn Author Profile Page says ...

Yee-haw! Steven Spielberg? Tom Hanks? A six-foot invisible rabbit?! They've got my ten bucks right there. Hell, I'm going to start queuing for it at my local multiplex right now. And spend the time cussin' out those high-thread, blue-state types going in to see those fancy European movies with all the writin' on 'em.

Posted by Joe Popcorn Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 9:28 AM

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Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page says ...

Jesus H. Halliburton I get sick of hipster contrarians punking on "Saving Private Ryan". Same old same old. "The first twenty minutes were good....", "The opening beach assault was good, as was the final battle, but everything between sucked".

Fuck off already. "Saving Private Ryan" is a masterpiece and one of the three or four best films of the decade. I can't believe how many people complain that there's a story involved. Really? So, if the film had been just 2 hours and 40 minutes of wall-to-wall battle scenes then it would've been okay?

The only flaw was, admittedly, the final scene in the cemetery. (the opening was quite appropriate and worth its existence if nothing else than as tribute...also to mark contrast) But ol' Steven hasn't ended any of his films well in years. Even the otherwise flawless "Schindler's List" gets a little wobbly at the end.

Knock der Spieglemeister all you want, but hands off "Saving Private Ryan".

As for "War of the Worlds". I have the DVD. Perhaps there is a reason I've seen the entire film once, but have watched the opening thirty minutes (super loud) about sixteen times.
I still get freaked out when the machines start booting up.

Posted by Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 9:35 AM

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Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page says ...

Oh.... and so far as topic goes.

Ugh.

I've admittedly never made it through the original "Harvey". Sorry, it just has that dopey, 'fantasy' preciousness thing that feels so contrived and cutesy. I'd have watched it if Robert Mitchum showed up towards the end to beat the shit out of the rabbit, though.


Oh yeah.... and welcome Joe Popcorn! I expect greatness from you in the near future.

Posted by Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 9:38 AM

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BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page says ...

Saving Private Ryan is consistently awesome, plus it paved the way for Band of Brothers which is similarly outstanding. SPR and The Thin Red Line alone made 1998 a vintage year.

Posted by BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:05 AM

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Admiral82 Author Profile Page says ...

Anyone else think that Spielberg has lost his balls? I don't want to use the term "mojo", because he still has the chops. I mean like, lack of ambition to take a chance. Remaking Harvey is soooooo safe. Munich, I liked, but people were and still are hating it. I'm not so sure an Oldboy remake is the answer either...

Posted by Admiral82 Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:12 AM

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Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page says ...

Adding to the excitement is the fact that screenwriter Tropper's CV seems to be full of novels about Sensitive White Males and their problems. One of them is entitled "How To Talk To A Widower." Ouch.

Posted by Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:13 AM

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Admiral82 Author Profile Page says ...

I'll take The Thin Red Line anyday over Saving Private Ryan.

Posted by Admiral82 Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:14 AM

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Floyd Thursby Author Profile Page says ...

If he must do it, Hanks is a lazy choice. Take a chance on Rusty Crowe or Daniel Craig or D. D. Lewis.

Posted by Floyd Thursby Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:15 AM

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cinefan Author Profile Page says ...

You couldn't pay me enough to sit again through the pretentious, "philosophical" BS that was The Thin Red Line.

Posted by cinefan Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:19 AM

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Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page says ...

"I'll take The Thin Red Line anyday over Saving Private Ryan."

Yeah. I'm having 1998 flashbacks. That is/was the cool thing to say, huh?

Too bad you probably said that before you even saw "Thin Red Line".

Dumb comparison anyway. Same year. Both take place during WW2. That's about it.

Like feeling compelled to chose a fave between "Star Wars" and "Close Encounters".
"Nah man, you gotta pick ONE!"

Posted by Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:19 AM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

"I'll take The Thin Red Line anyday over Saving Private Ryan."

Right on! (not that I wasn't a fan of most of SPR)

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:21 AM

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Sean Author Profile Page says ...

Prior to the release of War of the Worlds, I wrote defenses of Spielberg's previous five endings, starting with Ryan:

http://www.flakmag.com/film/spielberg/index.html

Posted by Sean Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:21 AM

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Admiral82 Author Profile Page says ...

That's bullshit! I saw The Thin Red Line seven times in the theatre. I saw Saving Private Ryan well before I'd even heard any buzz about Thin Red Line. It's hands down a deeper, more meaningful motion picture. I take exception to anyone that questions this. *Cough* Crabtree *Cough*

Anyone that calls "The Thin Red Line" pretentious is unable to appreciate it.

Posted by Admiral82 Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:26 AM

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Admiral82 Author Profile Page says ...

I'll beat this drum all god damned day.

Posted by Admiral82 Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:27 AM

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SnarfTheFierce Author Profile Page says ...

Seriously, is actionman the only person who's going to laud the brilliance that is Minority Report? The finale, for some, is up for debate--as is the case with many Spielberg films--but that movie is a stone masterpiece. Up there with Raiders and Jaws for pure popcorn delectability.

Posted by SnarfTheFierce Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:30 AM

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Admiral82 Author Profile Page says ...

Minority Report was pretty much stellar. Special effects, story, acting, cinematography, editing, etc. they were all top tier.

Posted by Admiral82 Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:33 AM

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BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page says ...

Minority Report was awesome. A great film noir in many ways, even down to the madcap characters he meets along the way like Peter Stormare's demented doctor.

Even The Lost World is better than 90% of modern blockbusters. If they cut out Jeff Goldblum's gymnast daughter it'd be even better.

Posted by BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:37 AM

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Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page says ...

"Seriously, is actionman the only person who's going to laud the brilliance that is Minority Report?"

"Minority Report" is a good film.

Problem is, actionman pretty much lauds the brilliance of every film he's ever seen.

Posted by Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:42 AM

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Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page says ...

I liked "Thin Red Line" very much.

I just have always been bugged by forced comparisons.

"Do you like dogs or cats? Pick one! You can't like both!"


"Pvt. Ryan" and "Thin Red Line" are completely different films. It's like comparing "Gone With the Wind" with "The Ten Commandments" because they're both long, in color and take place in "olden times".

Posted by Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:45 AM

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Admiral82 Author Profile Page says ...

They both are completely different, you are absolutely correct Travis. They're synonymous because they came out in the same year. I loathe the comparison, but everytime Saving Private Ryan comes up in convo the Terrence Malick film is usually brought up.

Unfair comparisons are all over this horrendous polluted Earth we inhabit.

Posted by Admiral82 Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:59 AM

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the sordid sentinel Author Profile Page says ...

Minority Report and A.I. are very good sci-fi IMO. I wish Spielberg would have resisted the silliness urge with the run away eye balls and overlong jet pack chase in Minority Report. It just doesn't fit with the overall dark tone of that film. And the insufferable brat the awoke from the coma in A.I...oh boy. Still, both get many viewings from this sci-fi junkie.

Posted by the sordid sentinel Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 10:59 AM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

"War of the Worlds was totally ruined by the sentimental ending -- it's all anybody thinks of when they think back to it (which happens rarely). Munich gets worse with each passing year. I popped it into the DVD player a couple of years ago and it wasn't painful, but mainly it just droned on from scene to scene. It was wildly over-praised in certain quarters when it first came out. A.I. was pure Haley Joel Osment agony -- bamboo chutes under the fingernails. Catch Me If You Can was labored and tonally hard to decipher and way, way too long."

The large majority of the output of nearly the last decade of The Beard dismissed in one tidy paragraph. Somehow I don't think he's losing any sleep over this...

I actually think Spielberg's become a much more interesting filmmaker as he has gotten older. Seems more curious about life, more interested in delving into dark themes, more willing to step into unfamiliar genres and plots (never expected to see a movie like Munich out of him), and not just content to deliver his trademark one-two punch of adventure & sentimentality anymore.

Regardless of your opinion of his recent films (I don't love all of them, myself), I would think you would at least be a little kinder to his efforts to grow and mature as a filmmaker. At his age and level of success, it would be soooo easy to coast -- and so many in his position have (and still are!). I think maybe he deserves at least a little more respect, eh?

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 11:07 AM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

Having said all that, I have to agree that this Harvey '10 sounds pretty ill-conceived, and a bit of a time-waster, frankly. Why is he interested in remaking this film, and who exactly is the intended audience?

Not automatically saying it's going to be lame, but there are already a lot of question marks here.

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 11:14 AM

comment #52

Gordon27 Author Profile Page says ...

"I can't believe how many people complain that there's a story involved."

Nobody is complaining that there's a story involved, the problem is that the story is never developed beyond the one sentence pitch, and all of the characters were cliched in the '60's "guys on a mission" movies, but they're moved into a highbrow "serious" war movie and suddenly nobody can call the writers out on it.

Posted by Gordon27 Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 11:17 AM

comment #53

CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

"MUNICH is a filmed play. I can sit through a play and even enjoy it, but I can't sit through a filmed play."

Please explain how a movie that includes the scene with the (begin minor SPOILER)

bomb in the phone

(end minor SPOILER)

is a "filmed play." Bullshit, that scene uses the exclusive language of cinema to a fucking t. Hitchcock would have applauded that entire sequence.

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 11:23 AM

comment #54

CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

bluefugue -- love your well-written & passionate comments in this thread. #18 in particular is a gem. That's really high praise for RotLA, but it's definitely earned.

Love the entire Indy series (well, let's not even get into #4...), but totally agreed that the first one is the absolute, stone cold classic.

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 11:29 AM

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KC Author Profile Page says ...

Catch Me If You Can is a stone-cold TBS classic, can't knock that particular hustle. And I'm not quite at Armond levels w/r/t Munich, but I come close.

Posted by KC Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 11:38 AM

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Terry McCarty Author Profile Page says ...

Floyd Thursby wrote:
If he must do it, Hanks is a lazy choice. Take a chance on Rusty Crowe or Daniel Craig or D. D. Lewis.

MOVIELINE read your mind, sort of:
http://www.movieline.com/2009/08/is-there-any-actor-who-could-make-spielbergs-harvey-remake-interesting.php

Posted by Terry McCarty Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 11:48 AM

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Terry McCarty Author Profile Page says ...

Glenn Kenny wrote:
Adding to the excitement is the fact that screenwriter Tropper's CV seems to be full of novels about Sensitive White Males and their problems. One of them is entitled "How To Talk To A Widower." Ouch.

Why do I get the feeling that the above novel will eventually be filmed with either Ryan Reynolds or Bradley Cooper?

Posted by Terry McCarty Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 11:53 AM

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KC Author Profile Page says ...

Haha, Bradley Cooper. The only respite from feeling embarrassed for Sandra Bullock in that shitty trailer for her new romcom that plays before Funny People is lol'ing at the fact that she sees him for the first time and her reaction is "HE'S DEFINITELY NOT GAY!!!!" Existence is justified by the bits in The Hangover where he's wearing the black suit, though.

Posted by KC Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 12:00 PM

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Terry McCarty Author Profile Page says ...

Noticing that no one's mentioned ALWAYS when discussing the topic of Spielberg remaking HARVEY.

Posted by Terry McCarty Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 12:23 PM

comment #60

dkirk78 Author Profile Page says ...

Seems appropriate:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GFhccl9cwg

Posted by dkirk78 Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 12:29 PM

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nakedmanatee Author Profile Page says ...

Bob Zemeckis should direct Harvey.

Posted by nakedmanatee Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 1:11 PM

comment #62

BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page says ...

Harvey sounds a bit like Lars and the Real Girl.

Posted by BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 1:34 PM

comment #63

bmcintire Author Profile Page says ...

"Anyone that calls _____________ pretentious is unable to appreciate it" = Hilariously Thin Ice.

Posted by bmcintire Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 1:44 PM

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bluefugue Author Profile Page says ...

>Just look at the confidence in the filmmaking, in particular the minecar light gradually revealing Indiana Jones standing waiting to punch out the guard - genius filmmaking.

Also the way Spielberg stages the exposition-dump about the village's decline when the stone was taken away, with Indy translating over the villager's description, culminating in the line "they took their children." Everything about that scene works perfectly together to create a sense of sinister dread. "Let's go find a magic rock" is hardly an auspicious quest for Indy to embark on -- particularly after Raiders -- but that scene sells it.

Spielberg's technique, when it's on, is so muscular, so fluid, so innately cinematic -- his command of blocking is probably the best since Kurosawa, and he has a flawless instinct for how screen displacement (the size and speed of objects moving across the frame) can work on our nerves. Nobody but nobody can move bodies around the frame, in harmony with camera movement, to direct the viewer's eye and intention and impose mass and weight on the dramatic spine of a scene, as Spielberg can. (Verhoeven occasionally comes close -- some of his work in Robocop is as good as Spielberg, including the extended reveal of the Robocop character in the police precinct, and the magnificent long take entering the conference room before the ED-209 shooting.) Spielberg's a director's director, a born visual storyteller. Even in his lesser films like Amistad you'll invariably find shots that take your breath away because they are so right for the dramatic beat he's creating. His stuff FEELS like a movie, and makes so many other directors feel like television (or like a music video) by comparison; but you really have to break down the technique to understand why it has this quality. Michael Curtiz had some of the same ability, which is part of why Casablanca is such a relentlessly watchable movie (and in a totally Hollywood-storytelling sense, not an artier style a la Citizen Kane), but Spielberg takes it further.

Posted by bluefugue Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 1:50 PM

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bluefugue Author Profile Page says ...

>to direct the viewer's eye and intention

Eye and *attention*, I meant to say.

Posted by bluefugue Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 1:59 PM

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MrTribeca Author Profile Page says ...

I'll be interested to see if Spielberg does cop out and show Harvey onscreen - he held off showing the shark for 90% of Jaws.
I think Spielberg's in some career doldrums - he's made blockbusters and Oscar winners. What next? The Kubrickless reboot of AI and the motion capture toys of Tintin are probably what's interested him most In the last decade or so. I'm with Jeff - he should get out of his comfort zone and get stuck into making Lincoln.

Posted by MrTribeca Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 2:33 PM

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bluefugue Author Profile Page says ...

I'd be interested to see Lincoln, mainly because that period of history fascinates me. But biopics are seldom altogether fascinating and I'd expect the result would be another one of Spielberg's serious-and-interesting-but-still-flawed efforts. Which isn't to say he shouldn't make it... I just doubt it'd mark a career resurgence. Be happy to be proven wrong, natch.

Posted by bluefugue Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 2:47 PM

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markj Author Profile Page says ...

Great post bluefugue, you're dead on about Spielberg's visual instincts and the exposition scene in Doom you mention is one of the most economical ever. Time to dig out the DVD again!

Posted by markj Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 3:35 PM

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DeeZee Author Profile Page says ...

"And all the while Tony Kushner's Lincoln -- the biopic that Spielberg has delayed and dilly-dalllied with for years, the big creative-challenge project of his autumnal years that obviously terrifies him down to his cracked toenails -- continues to wither on the vine as poor Liam Neeson, who's dying to play Lincoln before he gets too old, waits and frets."

Cheer up, Jeff. Maybe when he gets around to it, it'll include a sequence where an ice-box protects Abe from a cannon ball.

"hit nothing but home runs from '74's Duel to '82's E.T.,"

Duel's from '71. But that just makes it worse. ^_-

"and who showed flashes of the old vigor three more times with '89's Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and the afore-mentioned Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan)"

I like how you omitted Color Purple.

As for WOTW, it also sucks, because Tom Cruise was in prime asshole form, at the time, and it shows in his acting. Oh, and Dakota Fanning certainly doesn't help as the white girl answer to Shortround.

Oh, well, it seems he hasn't learned from his mistakes the last time DW went under...

mark: I just dug Last Crusade, because it didn't have Capshaw in it. And on the contrary. I'd have liked if Skull was actually about aliens, and not poor social commentary about 1950s Americana.

Kar: Haven't seen Ryan myself, but anything's got to be better than Shakespeare in Love.

fugue: Tintin's gonna be another Casper and/or Scooby Doo, at best, guaranteed. And that's if Spielberg's on a roll. If not, we'll be stuck with another Garfield.

Travis: Yeah, I wasn't fond of the original Harvey, either, but Stewart still owns the movie, as he should.

Admiral: I'd take the Thin Red Line, too, if it wasn't a poor man's Glory.

Snarf: I'd like Minority Report, if it wasn't just The Fugitive Meets Blade Runner, and it explored the actual concepts behind the story a bit more.

Posted by DeeZee Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 3:41 PM

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markj Author Profile Page says ...

DeeZee: Yeah, that Malick guy could sure learn a trick or two from Ed Zwick.

Posted by markj Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 3:46 PM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

^So much stupidity it makes my head DeeZee.

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 4:00 PM

comment #72

bluefugue Author Profile Page says ...

>Tintin's gonna be another Casper and/or Scooby Doo, at best, guaranteed. And that's if Spielberg's on a roll. If not, we'll be stuck with another Garfield.

Have you ever actually read a Tintin book? The source comic has absolutely nothing in common with the others you listed. It's more of a pulp adventure in the vein of Arthur Conan Doyle or Edgar Rice Burroughs.

Posted by bluefugue Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 4:00 PM

comment #73

bluefugue Author Profile Page says ...

>But biopics are seldom altogether fascinating

Seldom altogether successful, I meant to say. Really need to proof-read these before I hit Post...

Posted by bluefugue Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 4:07 PM

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KC Author Profile Page says ...

I would be really geeked for Tintin but ugh, mo-cap

Posted by KC Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 4:11 PM

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DeeZee Author Profile Page says ...

blue: Then it's going to be as bad as the Downey Holmes.

Posted by DeeZee Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 6:35 PM

comment #76

Steven Kar Author Profile Page says ...

I did a very geeky thing today...er...because I had some free time...

All this talk about Spiely's movies made me want to calculate how much his movies grossed after adjusting to inflation.

I found that his 24 movies grossed $7,071.3 billion in the US, which means that his average B.O. is $295 million.

Yes, it's like he directed 24 movies with each one grossing close to $300 million domestically. Nobody else comes close.

(I know, I know, I'm a geek.)

Posted by Steven Kar Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 6:44 PM

comment #77

COCO Author Profile Page says ...

Hey Steve....call Ms. Foster.....get the script.....budget? $95 Million plus digital inserts......
film in Germany....Hitler's favorite film maker....
release date?......Fall 2012....it can happen.

Posted by COCO Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:19 PM

comment #78

CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

average DOMESTIC B.O. is $295 million? Just offhand, but that doesn't sound quite right...not saying you're wrong, tho'!

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:28 PM

comment #79

Steven Kar Author Profile Page says ...

Citizen,

I was shocked as well, but if you go to the AMPAS website (and many others), they have a record of the average cost of a movie ticket in the N. America for every year, going back to the 20s.

That's what I used to calculate Spielberg's adjusted gross to find out how much his movies would've made today (this year) based on attendance.

Of course it's not an exact science, but at least it gives you an idea of how big his movies were when they came out.

I'm also sure about the calculations.

For example:

JAWS made $260 million in 1975 when the average price of a movie ticket in America was worth $2.05.

Take 260 million, divide it by 2.05 then multiply the result by 7.18 (which is the average cost of a movie ticket in 2009) and the result will be $910.6 million.

So it's like JAWS back then made $910.6 million in today's money.

So this one movie should give you an idea of why Spiely's average gross is so high.

Posted by Steven Kar Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 7:55 PM

comment #80

CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

Ohhh, adjusted grosses...gotcha. Thanks for the explanation there. Yes, he's had quite an impressive run, no doubt.

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 8:36 PM

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Cadavra Author Profile Page says ...

"Harvey sounds a bit like Lars and the Real Girl."

Other way around. And LARS is EXACTLY like HARVEY, right down to the sister who wants him committed.

And for the record, Stewart did do the play on Broadway late in its run, but the role was originated by Frank Fay.

Posted by Cadavra Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 9:47 PM

comment #82

TATE K. Author Profile Page says ...

Saving Private Ryan is Spielberg's most overrated film. Munich is much better. One of the best movies of the last ten years, in fact.

Posted by TATE K. Author Profile Page at August 3, 2009 11:06 PM

comment #83

markj Author Profile Page says ...

Thanks for the info Steven Kar. This is what riles me up when people say that stuff like Star Trek (2009) is as big as Jaws, Star Wars etc. Those 70s films played on a fraction of the screens available today. The fact they made so much money (especially when you look at the adjusted for inflation figures) really goes to show what massive cultural events they were. The only movie in the past 15 years to have that sort of cultural effect is Titanic.

Posted by markj Author Profile Page at August 4, 2009 3:17 AM

comment #84

bluefugue Author Profile Page says ...

>blue: Then it's going to be as bad as the Downey Holmes.

Except, of course, Guy Ritchie is Guy Ritchie, and Spielberg is Spielberg. When the source material is good Spielberg usually gets it done right, so it comes down to how well the Tintin comics have been adapted to screenplay form.

Posted by bluefugue Author Profile Page at August 4, 2009 8:39 AM

comment #85

DeeZee Author Profile Page says ...

bluefue: Yes, and Spielberg slapped his name on Transformers and Casper.

Posted by DeeZee Author Profile Page at August 4, 2009 7:28 PM

comment #86

MeanSheets Author Profile Page says ...

Check out the new Harvey poster!

Posted by MeanSheets Author Profile Page at August 5, 2009 11:01 AM

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dd Author Profile Page says ...

Spielberg has done some interesting work since then though. I personally find A.I. Artificial Intelligence and Catch Me If You Can to be wonderful films. And despite some huge flaws Munich is pretty great too.

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