New York Story

Through the kindness of a friend, I too have now read Wes Anderson's The Rosenthaler Suite, a Universal/Imagine-funded adaptation of Patrice Leconte's My Best Friend (Mon Meilleur Ami), theatrically released in '06 and issued on DVD on 10.16.07. Or most of it, I mean.


Wes has thoroughly Wessified the Leconte piece and made it his own. And it's a very enjoyable read. I could see this movie in my head right away, and I quite liked it. More than The Royal Tenenbaums or The Life Aquatic or The Darjeeling Limited, and more than Fantastic Mr. Fox, to be honest. I'd really like to see it made and released soon, or at least soon by Anderson standards, which would be within two years, or Christmas 2011. So let's get on the stick.

I've read four of Wes's scripts now and they're all of a piece, each one cleanly and tidily and fastidiously written with that singular sense of dry, understated, cosmopolitan pocket-drop humor, or rather humor that isn't really "humor" because it's about an ensemble of vaguely depressive glumheads who are anything but "funny" and yet are amusing in a heh-heh, LQTM, chuckle-about-it-later-as-you're-sitting-on-the subway-in-the-wee-hours type of way.

It's basically an emotional growth story about a 40ish New York art dealer named Nicholas who's myopic and self-absorbed and aloof in a typical Andersonian way (i.e., intelligent, driven, sophisticated, inwardly anxious, looking for serenity). You're with this guy for less than a page and you're immediately recalling Jason Schwartzman's Max in Rushmore, Bill Murray's Cousteau-like undersea explorer in The Life Aquatic, Gene Hackman's paterfamilias in The Royal Tenenbaums, and Owen Wilson's Dignan in Bottle Rocket.

The point is that Nicholas isn't especially "likable," which is never here nor there in Andersonville. (So?) The fact that he has no real friends is noticed and commented upon by an older rich Manhattan woman named Lucinda who occasionally funds Nicholas's art-gallery purchases and who knows him well. She bets the entire value of a just-purchased cache of paintings by a dying painter named Moses Rosenthaler that Nicholas has no real friends. This is actually true but Nicholas disputes it, of course, and takes the bet, which means he has to find a friend who will stand up to scrutiny.

He zeroes in on an amiable, easygoing, classical-music-loving Polish cab driver named Zbigniew (as in Brezsinski). The relationship between Nicholas and Zbigniew is the heart of the thing, of course. You can guess where it goes from here, or you can rent the DVD or make up your own story.

A much more thorough review was posted yesterday by The Playlist's Rodrigo Perez, complete with speculation about who would play Nicholas (George Clooney), Lucinda (Meryl Streep) and Zbigniew (Owen Wilson might not work because he's doesn't seem able to handle a Polish accent, and yet he'd be the best, I think....hey, how about making Zbigniew a Texan and calling him Dodge or Dobbs or Shep or Ben Sliney?).

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on November 17, 2009 at 6:16 AM

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MikeSchaeferSF Author Profile Page says ...

C'mon -- nobody would believe that Clooney has no friends.

Posted by MikeSchaeferSF Author Profile Page at November 17, 2009 8:20 AM

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matt cousens Author Profile Page says ...

Wes did say he was working on a different movie ("all his own material") before this....

Posted by matt cousens Author Profile Page at November 17, 2009 9:27 AM

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YRG Author Profile Page says ...

I read "older rich Manhattan woman named Lucinda" and immediately thought "Anjelica Huston".

Posted by YRG Author Profile Page at November 17, 2009 11:32 AM

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Flash Gordon Author Profile Page says ...

Honestly, Brian Grazer needs to just STOP with the mousse or gel or whatever the hell it is. You're a man nearing the age of 60. Why does your hair look like you just got electocuted? He just looks like a doofus at this point.

Posted by Flash Gordon Author Profile Page at November 17, 2009 12:23 PM

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Eloi Manning Author Profile Page says ...

Grazer's hair isn't as comical as Ron Howard's appearance in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48P5uAMCjv0

Posted by Eloi Manning Author Profile Page at November 17, 2009 12:48 PM

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great scott Author Profile Page says ...

One thing that annoys me about Howard is how in 99.9% of his interviews, he mentions Grazer's name. "My partner Brian Grazer this", "My partner Brian Grazer that". The regular viewers of Jay Leno, David Letterman and so on have no idea who Grazer or Jerry Bruckheimer or Joel Silver, etc are.

Did anybody go to see 8 Mile, American Gangster, or Angels & Demons because Grazer produced them. "Hey, let's go check out the new Russell Crowe movie. Brian Grazer produced it."

Posted by great scott Author Profile Page at November 17, 2009 1:07 PM

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Gordon27 Author Profile Page says ...

"One thing that annoys me about Howard is how in 99.9% of his interviews, he mentions Grazer's name."

It annoys you that somebody gives credit to his business partner? And it annoys you because the audience doesn't know who he is? I don't get it; that would seem to be Ron Howard being cool, when you put it that way.

Posted by Gordon27 Author Profile Page at November 17, 2009 2:02 PM

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lipranzer Author Profile Page says ...

Normally, I'd be wary of something like this, but I didn't even like MY BEST FRIEND - one of Leconte's weakest, and like a sitcom version of his much better MAN ON A TRAIN, another movie about male friendship. So if Anderson is able to improve on it, that's great. But the casting has to be just right - Murray's done this type of role too often, and as Mike pointed out, no one would buy Clooney as friendless.

Posted by lipranzer Author Profile Page at November 17, 2009 5:25 PM

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