To Say The Least

If you were Emma Watson and you had the pick of the litter, would you choose George Craig, a skinny, so-so looking musician (notice how the camera never gives him a close-up) with a not-very-catchy voice and a 1965 Mersey Beat haircut? And then costar in a nothing-special music video to promote his band, One Night Only, and their song, “Say You Don’t Want It”? Never sleep with a lesser — always go lateral or better. Or at least find a bird with similar feathers.

30 thoughts on “To Say The Least

  1. Smedley on said:

    OK. This post is obviously a troll, but being a skinny, so-so musician with a not-very-catchy voice (no Mersey hair) I have to say, we can be awfully caring and awfully charming – therefore we deserve the high-class, pretty girls. Good for Emma for making a wise choice.

  2. OK. This post is obviously a troll, but being a skinny, so-so musician with a not-very-catchy voice (no Mersey hair) I have to say, we can be awfully caring and awfully charming – therefore we deserve the high-class, pretty girls. Good for Emma for making a wise choice.

  3. Would it be less offensive if she were going out with the whomp-bomp machismo of Kid Rock instead of the fluttery, toobey-toned, light-emphasis fluttery gayish music of George Craig?

  4. He sounds like a dreadful Radio 1/Heat Magazine/E4/Camden no-mark tosspiece. Like George Lamb or Nick Grimshaw or Peaches Geldof. She should be smashing movie stars, not this dreary ponce.

  5. This kid may very well be an asshole…who knows? But why so focused on looks?

    Wells intervention: Who said he was an asshole? Asshole.

  6. They sound like KEANE’s skinny little brothers.

    And that fucking hair! I am officially unable to take any guy who would sport that idiotic Joey Heatherton cut seriously as an actual male.

  7. skinny is in for dudes, jeffrey, if you’ve been living under a rock. he’s not bad-looking at all. and, in my opinion, emma’s face is rather plain, which, to employ a wells-esque offensive stereotype, is typical of british birds. the overall package, agree, is fantastic, but they both have so-so faces, they’re both elegant and skinny, and they look good together. and she’s young and the band’s music is romantic-sounding

  8. skinny is in for dudes, jeffrey, if you’ve been living under a rock. he’s not bad-looking at all. and, in my opinion, emma’s face is rather plain, which, to employ a wells-esque offensive stereotype, is typical of british birds. the overall package, agree, is fantastic, but they both have so-so faces, they’re both elegant and skinny, and they look good together. and she’s young and the band’s music is romantic-sounding

  9. Musicians… However, I don’t mind just being the guy who stares longingly at the giant Emma ads in the Burburry store at the mall.

  10. Musicians… However, I don’t mind just being the guy who stares longingly at the giant Emma ads in the Burburry store at the mall.

  11. What with The Fox getting MARRIED today, I was gonna see about Emma Watson getting a promotion on the Lexette list… then I see this bullshit video.

    Looks like either Taylor Momsen or Emma Roberts are gonna have to duke it out to get into the Quintology alongside Kristen, Dakota, Swifty and Seyfried now.

    Did anyone else see K-Stew on Letterman where she briefly got on some high horse about hunters, and her voice got all nervous and angry and slightly uncomfortable? It was SO CUTE, you could tell she was really pissed and kind of annoyed with Dave being blithe, then calmed herself down before she went off, but LOVE how she doesn’t censor her bad moods or emotions. Sexiest woman ever.

  12. What with The Fox getting MARRIED today, I was gonna see about Emma Watson getting a promotion on the Lexette list… then I see this bullshit video.

    Looks like either Taylor Momsen or Emma Roberts are gonna have to duke it out to get into the Quintology alongside Kristen, Dakota, Swifty and Seyfried now.

    Did anyone else see K-Stew on Letterman where she briefly got on some high horse about hunters, and her voice got all nervous and angry and slightly uncomfortable? It was SO CUTE, you could tell she was really pissed and kind of annoyed with Dave being blithe, then calmed herself down before she went off, but LOVE how she doesn’t censor her bad moods or emotions. Sexiest woman ever.

  13. Emma Watson is an stupendous teen actress, but she should be careful with her career, and doesn’t take the same way than divas like Lindsay or Paris, even though this are in a music environment.

  14. Emma Watson is an stupendous teen actress, but she should be careful with her career, and doesn’t take the same way than divas like Lindsay or Paris, even though this are in a music environment.

  15. Its like you read my mind! You seem to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with a few pics to drive the message home a bit, but instead of

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