Sinking

All the women in red are cool (Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, Jennifer Lawrence, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Judson) but I’ve been watching red-carpet activity for an hour now, and I’m feeling more and more sickly. Steve Huff: “If you really want to feel your soul slowly draining from your ears, just sit and blankly watch all Oscars pre-shows.” This may sound like a form of heresy, but I’d rather watch coverage of the Libyan rebellion.

What did somebody say an hour ago? “There are Civil War re-enactments that are less predictable than the outcome of tonight’s Oscar awards.”

21 thoughts on “Sinking

  1. Red carpet coverage is always bland and quasi-soul-crushing. If you loves the films more than the celebrity and the fashion, that is.

  2. Pat Collins of New York calls the Oscar Red Carpet “Groundhog Day” meaning same stars, same sound bites, same hairdos, different year.

  3. “What did somebody say an hour ago? “There are Civil War re-enactments that are less predictable than the outcome of tonight’s Oscar awards.” ”

    Well, that person should presumably have no trouble getting 100k from the Outguess Roger Ebert contest, then. Unless they’re just talking shit.

  4. The humans and Na’Vi do Jennifer Lawrence is stunning in that red dress. NOT make peace with each other, the humans get kicked off the planet. Who cares if there is a similarity, people need to stop complaining and just enjoy the movie. mbt uk

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