Huge Embarassment

Could The Daily have blown it any worse? That alleged Nikki Finke photo that they posted this morning, taken by Hunter Walker, is reportedly a fake. Finke has told Gawker that it's not her, and Anne Thompson and TheWrap's Sharon Waxman, who both know the Deadline founder, agree.


I suspected right away that the shadowed woman in the car wasn't Finke. Her eyes are too vulnerable looking. That look she's giving Walker seems to say, "Oh, no, wait...wait a minute...are you taking a picture of me?" She doesn't look like a wolverine but some kind of blonde basset hound. She has the eyes of someone cautious, uncertain, a little scared of things. Like someone who works in a pet hospital or a beauty salon. Or who sits around the house and does nothing while her husband works.


In any event you'd think that Walker, apart from being wrong, could have taken a better shot than something this dark and hazy, though a Toyota windshield. Or that The Daily would have checked around before posting it, just to make sure.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on February 10, 2011 at 11:56 AM

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Mr. F. Author Profile Page says ...

I am STUNNED that a Murdoch-owned media outlet would dare publish something that's not 100% true and verified.

Also, here's the proof it's not Finke: that woman has left her house.

Posted by Mr. F. Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 12:36 PM

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LexG Author Profile Page says ...

With this story floating around the last few days, does that mean that OTHER Nikki pic that's been used for the last four years ISN'T her? The one that looks like Louise Fletcher crossed with Gena Rowlands that comes up if you google her? That pic can't be more than half a decade old, so what's the big scoop in seeing a new picture?

Posted by LexG Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 12:42 PM

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C is for cookie Author Profile Page says ...

And really, what does it matter what the fuck she looks like? Is it really going to be that satisfying for people to be able to say "Have you seen how fat her ass has gotten?"

Posted by C is for cookie Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 1:30 PM

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corey3rd Author Profile Page says ...

Leave Terrence Malick alone!

Posted by corey3rd Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 1:30 PM

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Chris Willman Author Profile Page says ...

I used to chat with Nikki in the L.A. Times office, and even though that's been close to, what, 20 years ago, I feel like I can agree with absolute certainty that this photo ain't her. I mean, not even close.

Posted by Chris Willman Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 1:36 PM

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Eloi Wrath Author Profile Page says ...

Can't think that anyone except movie bloggers even gives a shit about what she looks like. Yeah, it's weird that she's so protective of her image in a way. But are we really that desperate to see a photo of someone who reports movie news? Christ.

Posted by Eloi Wrath Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 1:42 PM

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Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page says ...

Although now I'm curious: did Ann Althouse move to California while I wasn't reading her fucking blog?

Posted by Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 1:57 PM

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JR Author Profile Page says ...

Finke should find Melissa Leo's photographer and get a glam shot.

All I can figure is she is fat and fugly.

Posted by JR Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 2:08 PM

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LexG Author Profile Page says ...

Again for the cheap seats, a two-second googling brings up Nikki's picture, does it not?

Posted by LexG Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 2:09 PM

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dayXexists Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff, are you afraid of Nikki? She IS a pitbull LOL

Posted by dayXexists Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 2:13 PM

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sutterkane Author Profile Page says ...

"If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he's Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations, but he's not the devil. He's just a man. "

or, more succinctly:

"What were you expecting? A monster?"

Posted by sutterkane Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 2:30 PM

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Krillian Author Profile Page says ...

So Jeff's never met Nikki. Has anyone?

Posted by Krillian Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 3:43 PM

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Mitchell Author Profile Page says ...

Nikki Finke must look like Miss Havisham or something. Why else would one photo of yourself online be so scary?

Posted by Mitchell Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 6:08 PM

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BobbyLupo Author Profile Page says ...

Isn't the idea that, like a restaurant reviewer, she doesn't want people to know when she's present?

Posted by BobbyLupo Author Profile Page at February 10, 2011 9:41 PM

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Kristi Author Profile Page says ...

haha Jeff, So you think you are this good. Business Loan

Posted by Kristi Author Profile Page at February 11, 2011 12:05 AM

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CitizenKaned4Life Author Profile Page says ...

BobbyLupo -- Well, that would make sense except a) she's not a critic, b) she allegedly barely even leaves her apartment, and c) anyone who's ever won a game of Guess Who? can probably put two and two together and recognize her mug based on the picture that's already available online (it's weird that nobody brought this up besides Lex seeing how the entire "controversy" is predicated on the seemingly-faulty notion that nobody has an idea what she looks like); people's faces don't really change all that much after early adolescence. Unless of course someone has serious work done, which I GUESS is a possibility as to why she's being so protective (but really, who fucking cares?).

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