Scooter Showdown

I’m good to go for the Larry Crowne scooter-swarm parade down Hollywood Blvd, which will start sometime around 6:45 or 7 pm. I don’t know how many scooters are going to take part, but me and my little white Chinese scooter will be a part of history tonight. I plan on taking some stills and video and posting it all tomorrow. I’ll also be attending the big-deal premiere, of course, for Tom Hanks’ film, which opens on 7.1.

19 thoughts on “Scooter Showdown

  1. Yaaayyyy! Yet ANOTHER excuse to shut down Hollywood Blvd. and make traffic on Sunset and Santa Monica nightmarish!

  2. Reminds me of when GET CARTER (2000) had its premiere at the Chinese, and they put out ads for people who “had a silver suit and goatee” to come down and march down Hollywood like 100 Stallones. That’s the queue I would’ve wanted to see Wells in.

  3. It’s to the point where they shut down Hollywood Blvd. if the guy selling popcorn at the El Capitan has a birthday.

  4. King Without a Crowne

    As you have read I was supposed to be joined by dozens of fellow scooter enthusiasts on the way to the Larry Crowne premiere. Little did I know, I was going to be the only one. I looked all around like a child who lost their parent at the mall, and you know what I found? Zip, zilch, NADA. Of course I had to own it as the affable Kathy Griffin would say. So I tightened the helmet, revved the engine, and roared to the screening. Unfortunately, there was no screening either. I’ve been hoodwinked.

  5. Since this thread is so negligible, I’m going to provide my Hollywood Pricks story, since I was out of town when Jeffrey put out his solicitation:

    A notorious drunken brawler/ talented thespian was sloppily inebriated at a local pub when he was noticed by two guys in their 20′s across the bar. One exclaimed: “Holy shit, that dude from Goonies is FUCKED UP.”

    And trust me, when this dude is fucked up, he’s a prick of the highest order.

  6. Are you planning to ask Hanks why in the world he plans to continue the Warren Commission’s bankrupt coverup job by producing a miniseries supporting its lying conclusions?

  7. Tell us who REALLY killed JFK, Tom! Let me guess… starts with “J”, ends with “s” and is “ew” in the middle?

    Knucklehead.

  8. “A notorious drunken brawler/ talented thespian was sloppily inebriated at a local pub when he was noticed by two guys in their 20′s across the bar. One exclaimed: “Holy shit, that dude from Goonies is FUCKED UP.” And trust me, when this dude is fucked up, he’s a prick of the highest order.”

    I’m assuming you’re talking about Josh Brolin. If you are, then I was right all along in my assumption that he WOULD be “a prick of the highest order” when drunk.

  9. How do you know it wasn’t that kid who played Chunk?

    Anyway, draw your own conclusions, but the guy is now banned from that bar, having menaced the other patrons during his s-faced escapades, and he oughta get it together, other than when the court makes him do it, because I’m not just passing on second-hand gossip – gossip though it may be. He made a repeated spectacle of himself and assaulted and intimidated the other patrons.

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