• MooType

    Very impressive. Thanks to those guys, Santorum was only the third biggest douchebag in the room.

  • The Pope

    He is a terrible orator. One… of… the… worst…

    It’s like he’s got an ear-piece and someone is feeding him lines via a time-delay.

    And he needs someone to feed him the lines because he has one of the worst minds in politics.

  • Super Soul

    Why is this clip over 8 minutes long?

  • Gabe@ThePlaylist

    Jesus christ, there’s never been a bigger DICKBAG than Rick Santorum, has there?

    I can’t believe he’s still pitching his First Amendment-violating plans to introduce legislation to make pornography illegal. How can you be President and pitch such ideas that are going to be outwardly laughed out of the House and Senate? Is that REALLY where he wants to pool the government’s energy and resources?

    I’m not worried because, unless Obama gets caught in bed with a ten year old boy and Santorum somehow wins, none of these plans will go through. But to think that there are fatal global issues going on right now and he thinks a solution to that is limiting my ability to watch a porn starlet take two in the ass is to see a man who has nothing, NOTHING going on for him in that chipmunk head of his. Fuck this guy in eleven different ways with shards of broken glass.

    Why doesn’t he also pitch a plan to eliminate all action movies? He should start there. MY PRECIOUS EYES ARE DISRUPTED BY ALL THIS VIOLENCE, OH, THE KIDS, THE KIDS. Embarrassing. I refuse to take this guy seriously, ever.

  • Travis Actiontree

    Guy with the beard was the least gay-looking gay guy ever.

  • Kakihara

    “They didn’t come to this country, because the government gave them benefits.”

    Actually, a lot of pioneers got land which was free and/or cheap, if you don’t count the Indians it was stolen from.

  • Hank94

    Be proud, Republicans. Be very proud. He is one of your best and brightest.

  • http://www.franklin-et-marshall.net roydiana

    I can’t believe he’s still pitching his First Amendment-violating plans to introduce legislation to make pornography illegal. How can you be President and pitch such ideas that are going to be outwardly laughed out of the House and Senate? Is that REALLY where he wants to pool the government’s energy and resources