Damp Pistol

Directed by Derick (brother of Dirty?) Martini and based on a novel by Andrea Portes, Hick is about a none-too-bright girl (Chloe Grace Moretz) who “runs away to Vegas to find a sugar daddy”…Jesus. You can imagine the rest. Costarring Blake Lively and Eddie Redmayne. Pic will open in select theaters and be available on iTunes and VOD on 5.11.12.

  • Ira Parks

    BIZZARO WORLD LEXG SAYS…

    This one can wait til dvd.

    I’m late for the Ozu festival at the Egyptian. Gotta go!

  • Kakihara

    Apparently, it’s already got a 4.5 on IMDB.

  • Kakihara

    And apparently, the director’s got a major mumblecore fetish.

  • Hispanic party elephant

    The reviews out of TIFF were pretty gruesome.

  • Zach

    Not since the Olsen twins has there been so much anticipation for an 18th birthday, am I right?

    *crickets*

    Fine.

  • DiscoNap

    Second trailer I’ve seen on youtube recently where the uploader included whatever they were adjusting on their computer screen.

  • JeffK

    Yeah, I remember reading this bombed at Toronto. People were apparently giggling during the more gruesome parts, a result of the films unnecessary tonal shifts. Still, Moretz continues to display a very natural acting method that outshines her peers.

  • dino velvet

    “From acclaimed filmmaker…”, really? There’s something lame/hilarious about having to let everyone know that you’ve been “acclaimed” and all. What does that even mean, anyway? Once got a 2.5 star review from the Idaho Press Tribune?

  • The Bandsaw Vigilante

    Derek Mantini directed this?

    Fucker’s really branched out since his “Emily Dickinson” days…

  • a_loco

    At least the trailer didn’t declare him “visionary” a la Zack Snyder.

  • /3rtfu11

    Eww Jeff LexG is masturbating!

  • girlwithabat

    this looks (and sounds) awful.

    also, do you think I’m pretty?

  • BoulderKid

    It seemed like the trailer should have ended about four times before it actually did. Although it’s nice to see Juliette Lewis stretch out by playing trailer trash in a violent road movie.

  • Jesse Crall

    10 years from now the New Beverly’s gonna show this and there will be a lot of strange dudes wearing trench coats and soppy grins in attendance.

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  • lazarus

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  • poseidon72

    People who write scripts were 15 yr old girls say ” Do you think Im Pretty? needs to ask themsleves why?

  • Sasha Stone

    Will inspire a stalker or two.

  • /3rtfu11

    She has one in LexG. I hate her because rather have that then me.

  • /3rtfu11

    I hate her because he rather have her than me.

  • Jerry Aldini

    This looks really bad. And being a southerner, I’m really growing tired of hearing appallingly bad southern accents used in movies like this. It’s not even close.

  • Krillian

    Just reading the synopsis makes me not want to watch the trailer and just be sad in general that Chloe Moretz chose to do this project.

  • /3rtfu11

    She’s Hollywood’s new it child prostitute.

  • Phil Connors

    Ugh, Eddie Redmayne again. So unappealing and simpering. Why is he EVERYWHERE suddenly.

  • DiscoNap

    Watched the trailer again, I guess Alec Baldwin wanted to pretend he wasn’t in this so they only show him subliminally?

  • Captain EO

    Heh – over at Chud the moderator is cautioning posters for their version of this thread to avoid being creepy due to CGM’s mid-teen status…how quaint ;-)

  • AnnaZed

    What is the deal with casting directors and Eddie Redmayne? They must see something that I don’t see because I see nothing at all. What a zero charisma actor.

  • May Anh

    Looks a nice movie, the girl is very lovely.
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