Why would a successful director who has directed Chloe Moretz, Christina Ricci, Bella Heathcoate, and Mia Wasikowska want to direct some stop-motion deal where you don’t get to hang out with hot chicks on set for five months?
The last good Tim Burton film was Ed Wood. Sleepy Hollow had some nice production design and Sweeney Todd was sporadically entertaining, otherwise that’s it for the last 18 years.
It’s great and I would’ve given it 3/5 stars… in 1994. But who wants to ever rewatch it? NO ONE. Sleepy Hollow is leagues better, and Planet of the Apes is at least a pleasant FX time-killer and you get to ogle Estalla Warren. Ed Wood is medicine, and once you get the screenwriting trick of those two dudes who did Larry Flynt and Andy Kaufman, well, there you have it.
Hey everybody ask why Duluoz has a beef against the makers of BOTTLE SHOCK but he’s FB palsies with its star HAL B KLEIN?
I used to roll w some French dude who was in Bottle Shock which starred Hal Klein which DULUOZ hates, and now Hal’s a weak-ass “celebrity chef” in PITTSBURGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and he parties with my cousins who are huge losers….
Any votes YEA OR NAY for me unearthing DULUOZ GRAY?
If you get on Twitter and ask either GREGORY SIFF or HAL B KLEIN about who “Duluoz Gray” is and why they support RACISM, they’ll BLOCK YOU within five minutes.
RAY, why are you so BORING that nobody GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU?
HUH? YOU GOT ANY INTERESTING THOUGHTS? YOU PICKING UP THE FUCKING SLACK? YOU SAYING ANYTHING INTERESTING, other than acting persecuted like a total fucking PUSSY on a MOVIE BLOG?
SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING about movies, and you could RUN THIS PLACE. But NO you’re JOHNNY ON THE SPOT, HOLLYWOOD ELSEWHERE SHERIFF, with your NONEXISTENT personality, RATTLE US with some great movie observations or COMEDY
FACE IT, YOU;RE A BORING PERSON KEEP BEING A STIFF.
Hey did Wells break down this stupid looking BEASTS OF SOUTHERN WILD movie yet?
Looks like TOTAL BULLSHIT, directed by some nerdy white hipsters breaking down THE REAL for me about BLACK LIFE IN LOUISIANA. Yeah, I need a scrawny WHITE NERD to make a movie for me about HUSHPUPPY THE MYSTICAL BLACK KID in NAWWWWWWWWWWLINS.
How is this liberal white guilt bullshit not being laughed off of movie screens? At least BATTLESHIP is honest/
Also funny how HE is DEAD AS LINCOLN’S BALLS all day and all week then some dude you THINK is LEXG, which is not, pipes in, and all the RETARDs clock in on demand.
Lex is indeed a little bitch who has been run off this and DPs board multiple times now by me, a redneck in a South Carolina trailer park. No wonder he couldn’t make it in LA. His old room in Pittsburgh beckons.
York is probably that fucking dweeb who emailed a dude some account of how he got syph from a hooker like a HALF DECADE AGO and still acts all ass-hurt that that guy isn’t his internet palsie.
CHECK how he doesn’t say anything funny or interesting ever.
HOLDING MY BREATH for a legit YORK BUDD DURDEN FRANK BOOTH MY WIFE DOESN’T KNOW I HAVE VD post.
ALSO CHECK HOW IT’S LIKE 7AM and YORK BUDD DURDEN has nothing better to do that suck dick on a meaningless movie blog all pumping his fist at what a WINNER he is.
YORK DURDEN, you’ve WON THE INTERNET, YOU’RE UP AT 7AM WINNING ARGUMENTS, must be better than living in a REAL STATE or fucking a woman or having a life or not being a TOTAL nobody.
YORK DURDEN OWNED ME, I’M SCARED NOW, A HICK IN SOUTH CAROLINA HAS MY NUMBER.
WITHIN TEN MINUTES you were ready to go. Do you have ANY IDEA what a pathetic LOSER that makes you?????
I just happen to check HE in the morning, dude. And you just happen to have this shithead meltdowns late in the night on West Coast time. Not a big stretch to imagine that I’d encounter your foolishness at this time.
Johnny on the Spot here responding on cue like a TOTAL BITCH.
STILL waiting for you to ever EVER make a funny post. A MOVIE POST. Talk about movies. Have an opinion. Say something profound. I won’;t hold my breath. Because your life is about trolling a nobody wannabe on a MOVIE BLOG from SOUTH CAROLINA. WINNING
WINNING. IT’S YORK BUDD DURDEN WINNING
Do you know who Michael O’Donaghue is? Do you know who Hunter Thompson is? ARE YOU FUNNY like them? Are you a funny comedy writer? Do you do OPEN MIKE? CAN YOU DO STANDUP?
Nope, probably not, so keep BEING TRIUMPHANT with a fake TOUGH GUY act on the INTERNET.
I’m a published author of one novel and a number of award winning short stories. Not a tough guy at all, but I am a success at what I set out to do. I’ll take that over your pathetic internet trolling, cuntlick.
Oh, and I’m married to a beautiful white woman who fucks me with alacrity. So, yeah. Winning.
I’m going to follow you over to DP’s site today too, and start whining about how you are ruining his ‘professional industry blog’ (snicker) and watch how fast he bans you again. Hahahaha. Winning.
PROFESSIONAL INDUSTRY BLOG RUINED
PROFESSIONAL INDUSTRY BLOG RUINED
PROFESSIONAL INDUSTRY BLOG RUINED
PROFESSIONAL INDUSTRY BLOG RUINED
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Wow, sounds like a triumphant plan for a day in any man’s life. You’ve shown me. What’s your beef, anyway? Like, what one particular thing did the guy you think I am say that really set you off that you’re a MAN ON A MISSION (TM HAGAR) that you’re going to EXPOSE THE TRUTH?
I wanna know what DRIVES your SEARCH FOR GLORY, Budd? What “LexG” think made you think, “HMM, IT IS MY MISSION IN LIFE to foil this full-of-shit internet nobody”?
This fictional idiot you’re on a QUEEG like mission to upend, what was his CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY?
I’ll be at RAPT ATTENTION for you to whip out your self-pleased response that’ll bear all the literary hallmarks of a PUBLISHED AUTHOR/
I just like playing this endless game with you, kemosabe. In fact, some people think we are the same person, trolling from one account to another. It could be true. There’s been plenty of time for one person to write all these posts.
Hey Duluoz Gray? This is the blog that you deserve and the blog that deserves you. Keep on keeping on, turn this shit into the LIBERTARIAN O’CLOCK DUTCH LIBERTARIAN BRUSQUE DOPE ART ART REAL CINEMA ASSHOLE BLOG.
Laughing at Markj74 still mooning over movies from 30 years ago like a man who’s made no forward progress in his entire life, which is ironic that he’d target ’90s nostalgia douche idiot LexG for the same crimes.
Actually Lex I Ain’t that old. I know you don’t give a fuck but Stewart Klein has been dead since 1999. The name is a tribute to the movie and theater critic from WNEW New York.He was probably more influential in his day than Siskel or Ebert so I can’t give you his liver. BE WELL
To borrow a familiar LexG riff, who is going to be able to ask for a ticket to see ‘Frankenweenie’ without cringing? Awful.
Eloi: Corpse Bride and 9 fans, I guess?
“Rise Colossus…” Lol. Looks like a better than average Burton but the trailer as it’s usual these days shows way too much.
That’s why they invented computer kiosks.
I can already hear the ear-splitting Danny Elfman cymbal crashes.
i really can’t imagine improving upon the original short (and don’t much see the point) but i’ll certainly give it a try…
Nora Ephron R.I.P.
I’m a sucker for stop motion, but it’s almost too much like CG here. Hope Burton comes through on this.
Louis CK is pretty funny talking about Sorkin, on the BS Report. Very entertaining talk overall.
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/52059/the-bs-report-louis-c-k
Why would a successful director who has directed Chloe Moretz, Christina Ricci, Bella Heathcoate, and Mia Wasikowska want to direct some stop-motion deal where you don’t get to hang out with hot chicks on set for five months?
The last good Tim Burton film was Ed Wood. Sleepy Hollow had some nice production design and Sweeney Todd was sporadically entertaining, otherwise that’s it for the last 18 years.
Ed Wood is getting to be Burton’s most OVERRATED.
It’s great and I would’ve given it 3/5 stars… in 1994. But who wants to ever rewatch it? NO ONE. Sleepy Hollow is leagues better, and Planet of the Apes is at least a pleasant FX time-killer and you get to ogle Estalla Warren. Ed Wood is medicine, and once you get the screenwriting trick of those two dudes who did Larry Flynt and Andy Kaufman, well, there you have it.
Also BLACK AND WHITE SUCKS BALLS.
SCHLIPPIDITY DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tonight at the NORTH HOLLYWOOD KARAOKE BAR I watched some scrawny 4’11″ BLACK GUY– as in, he was BLACK– successfully smooth talk a WHITE WOMAN/.
AS in , she was WHITE. And tall,. and BLONDE, and was SHOWING HER FEET in strapped heels.
How do BLACK GUYS possess the unerring ability to GET PUSSY and white men are week?
THE RULE OF LOS ANGELES: Black guys get the white girls, white guys go home to punch the clown.
I WANT TO FUCK A WHITE WOMAN
A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE WOMAN, ELI
SAY IT AIN;T SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE’S GARY DE BROWN AND HAL KLEIN
SCLIPPIDITY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK A WHITE WOMAN JUST FUCKING FUCK HER
SHOOT MY LOAD AND FUCK HER
WHITE CUM ON A WHITE CHICK MAKE A STRIPE LIKE A PANDA
KitLatura; haven’t we already had this discussion?
You’ve embarrassed yourself and all of us here before. Step away from the keyboard…
Are you on the late shift? Put some music on and smoke a j.
HEY
HEY
WHERE’S HAL B KLEIN,
THE CELEBRITY STONER LIBERTARIAN CHEF?
AKA, DULUOZ GRAY’S BOYFRIEND?
HEY WHERE’S JAKE RINALDO?
AKA JAKE TECHNIQUE?
Hey everybody ask why Duluoz has a beef against the makers of BOTTLE SHOCK but he’s FB palsies with its star HAL B KLEIN?
I used to roll w some French dude who was in Bottle Shock which starred Hal Klein which DULUOZ hates, and now Hal’s a weak-ass “celebrity chef” in PITTSBURGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and he parties with my cousins who are huge losers….
Any votes YEA OR NAY for me unearthing DULUOZ GRAY?
Why is Jeff such an asshole for ALWAYS letting this guy back in here?
FUN FACT:
If you get on Twitter and ask either GREGORY SIFF or HAL B KLEIN about who “Duluoz Gray” is and why they support RACISM, they’ll BLOCK YOU within five minutes.
Where there’s smoke there’s racism.
Just saying, LOOK INTO IT.
Does anyone here think that KitLatura1 might really be LexG? Wow
RAY, why are you so BORING that nobody GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU?
HUH? YOU GOT ANY INTERESTING THOUGHTS? YOU PICKING UP THE FUCKING SLACK? YOU SAYING ANYTHING INTERESTING, other than acting persecuted like a total fucking PUSSY on a MOVIE BLOG?
SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING about movies, and you could RUN THIS PLACE. But NO you’re JOHNNY ON THE SPOT, HOLLYWOOD ELSEWHERE SHERIFF, with your NONEXISTENT personality, RATTLE US with some great movie observations or COMEDY
FACE IT, YOU;RE A BORING PERSON KEEP BEING A STIFF.
Stewart Klein, aren’t you like 70 years old?
Loan me your liver, old fuck, I’m dying soon and you’ve wasted your boring life being OLD AND LAME.
Who’s LexG? Sounds like a bitch.
Hey did Wells break down this stupid looking BEASTS OF SOUTHERN WILD movie yet?
Looks like TOTAL BULLSHIT, directed by some nerdy white hipsters breaking down THE REAL for me about BLACK LIFE IN LOUISIANA. Yeah, I need a scrawny WHITE NERD to make a movie for me about HUSHPUPPY THE MYSTICAL BLACK KID in NAWWWWWWWWWWLINS.
How is this liberal white guilt bullshit not being laughed off of movie screens? At least BATTLESHIP is honest/
Also funny how HE is DEAD AS LINCOLN’S BALLS all day and all week then some dude you THINK is LEXG, which is not, pipes in, and all the RETARDs clock in on demand.
SCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLIP SHALL
Lex is indeed a little bitch who has been run off this and DPs board multiple times now by me, a redneck in a South Carolina trailer park. No wonder he couldn’t make it in LA. His old room in Pittsburgh beckons.
York is probably that fucking dweeb who emailed a dude some account of how he got syph from a hooker like a HALF DECADE AGO and still acts all ass-hurt that that guy isn’t his internet palsie.
CHECK how he doesn’t say anything funny or interesting ever.
HOLDING MY BREATH for a legit YORK BUDD DURDEN FRANK BOOTH MY WIFE DOESN’T KNOW I HAVE VD post.
ALSO CHECK HOW IT’S LIKE 7AM and YORK BUDD DURDEN has nothing better to do that suck dick on a meaningless movie blog all pumping his fist at what a WINNER he is.
YORK DURDEN, you’ve WON THE INTERNET, YOU’RE UP AT 7AM WINNING ARGUMENTS, must be better than living in a REAL STATE or fucking a woman or having a life or not being a TOTAL nobody.
YORK DURDEN OWNED ME, I’M SCARED NOW, A HICK IN SOUTH CAROLINA HAS MY NUMBER.
WITHIN TEN MINUTES you were ready to go. Do you have ANY IDEA what a pathetic LOSER that makes you?????
I WILL DESTROY YOU MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM THE HOLLYWOOD ELSEWHERE TROLL BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE JOKER
This place is like a LOSERS CONVENTIONS for woud-be Francis Dollarhydes.
I just happen to check HE in the morning, dude. And you just happen to have this shithead meltdowns late in the night on West Coast time. Not a big stretch to imagine that I’d encounter your foolishness at this time.
Johnny on the Spot here responding on cue like a TOTAL BITCH.
STILL waiting for you to ever EVER make a funny post. A MOVIE POST. Talk about movies. Have an opinion. Say something profound. I won’;t hold my breath. Because your life is about trolling a nobody wannabe on a MOVIE BLOG from SOUTH CAROLINA. WINNING
WINNING. IT’S YORK BUDD DURDEN WINNING
Do you know who Michael O’Donaghue is? Do you know who Hunter Thompson is? ARE YOU FUNNY like them? Are you a funny comedy writer? Do you do OPEN MIKE? CAN YOU DO STANDUP?
Nope, probably not, so keep BEING TRIUMPHANT with a fake TOUGH GUY act on the INTERNET.
TOUGH GUY. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH GUY.
Hick.
I’m a published author of one novel and a number of award winning short stories. Not a tough guy at all, but I am a success at what I set out to do. I’ll take that over your pathetic internet trolling, cuntlick.
Oh, and I’m married to a beautiful white woman who fucks me with alacrity. So, yeah. Winning.
Then you sure are invested on some meaningless idiot on the internet.
I’m going to follow you over to DP’s site today too, and start whining about how you are ruining his ‘professional industry blog’ (snicker) and watch how fast he bans you again. Hahahaha. Winning.
I DID IT I BEAT LEX AT HIS OWN GAME I AM AMAZING EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME
WINNING
WINNING
WINNING
WINNING
WINNING
WINNING
WINNING
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Jeff, can you ditch Lex and his one-note internet troll act once and for all? How many second chances does this dipshit get?
Wow, sounds like a triumphant plan for a day in any man’s life. You’ve shown me. What’s your beef, anyway? Like, what one particular thing did the guy you think I am say that really set you off that you’re a MAN ON A MISSION (TM HAGAR) that you’re going to EXPOSE THE TRUTH?
I wanna know what DRIVES your SEARCH FOR GLORY, Budd? What “LexG” think made you think, “HMM, IT IS MY MISSION IN LIFE to foil this full-of-shit internet nobody”?
This fictional idiot you’re on a QUEEG like mission to upend, what was his CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY?
I’ll be at RAPT ATTENTION for you to whip out your self-pleased response that’ll bear all the literary hallmarks of a PUBLISHED AUTHOR/
Snap to it, bitch boy.
Laughing at York pointing out what an asshat Lex is. Nice one.
I just like playing this endless game with you, kemosabe. In fact, some people think we are the same person, trolling from one account to another. It could be true. There’s been plenty of time for one person to write all these posts.
I take back my shittiness up-thread…
Hey Duluoz Gray? This is the blog that you deserve and the blog that deserves you. Keep on keeping on, turn this shit into the LIBERTARIAN O’CLOCK DUTCH LIBERTARIAN BRUSQUE DOPE ART ART REAL CINEMA ASSHOLE BLOG.
It’s the way to go here.
Laughing at Markj74 still mooning over movies from 30 years ago like a man who’s made no forward progress in his entire life, which is ironic that he’d target ’90s nostalgia douche idiot LexG for the same crimes.
Actually Lex I Ain’t that old. I know you don’t give a fuck but Stewart Klein has been dead since 1999. The name is a tribute to the movie and theater critic from WNEW New York.He was probably more influential in his day than Siskel or Ebert so I can’t give you his liver. BE WELL
What is this thread supposed to be about again? Nobody can remember because we’re too busy FEEDING THE TROLL.
TROLL GOTTA EAT.
What this thread is about is the header: Back to Basics. Lex responded in kind, bless his heart.
I wanna talk some shit about LexG ruining this thread but I can’t because:
A) The thread was about a Tim Burton movie. Who cares?
and
B) Everything he said about DoucheGray was spot on.
KWISAHOU2HG4975498 SAYS…
(Puts on hall monitor armband, straightens tie, fixes his ponytail just so.)
I, for one, think that the destructive element that Lex embodies[Meteor falls to earth, squashes him.]
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SCHLIPPIDITY DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tonight at the NORTH HOLLYWOOD KARAOKE BAR I watched some scrawny 4’11″ BLACK GUY– as in, he was BLACK– successfully smooth talk a WHITE WOMAN/.
AS in , she was WHITE. And tall,. and BLONDE, and was SHOWING HER FEET in strapped heels.
How do BLACK GUYS possess the unerring ability to GET PUSSY and white men are week?
THE RULE OF LOS ANGELES: Black guys get the white girls, white guys go home to punch the clown.