Rainy Day Ho


Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum — Wednesday, 11.28, 10:55 am.


Screenwriter Jack Epps (Top Gun, Legal Eagles, Turner & Hooch, Dick Tracy, Anaconda,The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas) during last night’s Hanoi Film Festival party.
  • Ira Parks

    TWO SURPRISINGLY AMERICANIZED VIETNAMESE COPS SAY…

    Cop #1: Whadda we got?

    Cop #2: Scribbler named Epps, found chained to a fence in Hyondoon Province. Said another scribbler took his press credentials, fanny pack and phone. They’re both here for the film festival.

    Cop #1: A name on the perp?

    Cop #2: Epps was too scared to talk, but you’re gonna love this. All we got out of him was “Rose Shades”.

    Cop #1: The fuck is that sup–

    Cop #2: Rose Shades, believe it. This “Rose Shades” sent us a pic thirty minutes ago with a taunting note saying ‘You’ll never get me.’, etc. We can’t take any chances with this one. The commissioner is already crawlin’ up my ass about an International incident potentially sullying the force.

    Cop #1: I want this guy; He’s mine.

  • Ira Parks

    GEORGE PRAGER SAYS…

    Cops haven’t used “scribbler” to describe a writer since 1908.

  • Ira Parks

    “Rainy Day Ho” is easily Chris Brown’s worst album.

  • Ira Parks

    Those guys that did the Wells as Lincoln mashups should include the defiant pic #8 in a wanted poster collage along with Bugsy, Dillinger, etc.

  • Ira Parks

    PETER O’TOOLE’S BARBER SAYS…

    Glenn Kenny FTW.

    IRA PARKS SAYS…

    Oh, come on! I’m the only one here. Fuck this.

  • Rashad

    I thought that was Christopher Walken for a second.

  • Colin

    Eraserhead. Well done, sir!

  • Kevin Kunze

    New blog should be called Mr. Wells Goes to Asia

  • Edward

    What’s with the bland, sameness about Communist style architecture? Ho’s mausoleum wouldn’t look out of place in Red Square. They can suck the soul from art.

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  • Bob Hightower

    I’d like a mausoleum like that when I give up the ghost.

  • Bob Violence

    What’s with the bland, sameness about Communist style architecture? Ho’s mausoleum wouldn’t look out of place in Red Square. They can suck the soul from art.

    Who would’ve thought that Stalinist architecture would be so uniform? But Hanoi hasn’t finished knocking down its old colonial buildings yet, so at least there’s variety.

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