Gay Guy Upstairs

I used to think the gay guy who lives upstairs was a mental case because he would occasionally play gay disco house music (female soul singers, synthetic Euro pop) on his bedroom speakers at 7:30 am. It’s bad enough that anyone would listen to that shit at all but loudly enough to bother your neighbors, and while they’re having morning coffee? But lately he’s been loudly giggling at something at the exact same hour…”Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!” On the phone with a friend but every damn morning at 7:15 am or 7:30 am. It’s one thing if you’re having a laugh once in a while, but every morning at the exact same time? Hell is other people.

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  • http://twitter.com/jasctt Jason T.

    Buy or rent a house. End of problem. Seriously.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lewis.beale.79 Lewis Beale

    Why don’t you just go upstairs, introduce yourself and politely ask him to keep it down?

    • PatJim

      [preemptively redacted by author]

  • TPK

    There is a solution…

  • http://twitter.com/HighSierraMan Steven Gaydos

    Spotify. Slim Whitman. On “10,” at seven am. Problem solved. Next?

  • http://twitter.com/HighSierraMan Steven Gaydos

    Also, this could be your chance to play the role of Stanley Kowalski. You could sell tickets. “I’ve always depended upon the madness of neighbors.”

  • Hollis Mulwray

    Again with the laughing – yesterday it was groups laughing together. Today the gay neighbor laughs ( excuse me, giggles – gay=giggler) daily at the same time. Polanski may be able to produce TENANT 2 : ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.

  • Saucy_Biscuits

    lets be honest here Mr Wells, there is no “gay guy upstairs”, it is you. If you don’t want to broadcast your techno to others, use headphones.

  • punkedup

    Gay Guy Upstairs Says:

    Unhappy Guy Downstairs

  • Bob Hightower

    And it’s relevant that he’s gay why?

    • Jeffrey Wells

      Have you ever listened to house music in a gay bar?

      • punkedup

        Provide proof that all house music is produced by Gay Men.

  • http://www.facebook.com/eva.vives.9 Eva Vives

    female soul singers = gay?

  • Josh

    Hilarious JW. Giggling should be illegal until 9:00am. He’s probably popping Happy Pills

  • Ron Burgundy

    Have you used a broom (on your ceiling).

  • Jane Mare

    I need to find the blog where Wells’ neighbors write about him.