White House Down

I have to admit that the destruction effects here are pretty good, especially that jaggedy shot of the U.S. Capitol dome collapsing in flames. At the very least this looks like a much grander, pricier and more eye-popping film than Olympus Has Fallen, you bet.

  • Ira Parks

    RAY QUICK SAYS…

    BANNING.

    Tatum does rule all, though. Probably have to see it in a matinee with TROOP BEVERLY HILLS in attendance, ALL STRAINING TO HEAR THE DIALOGUE because of twizzler bag rustling and squealing kids.

    The ALMIGHTY TOBACK should make a movie with Lazenby and Tatum as father and son macking on chicks at Venice Beach for 85 minutes. Dom Irrera as the sidekick all trying to sell weed to Bijou Phillips. Vanilla Ice rolls in for a cameo as a T-shirt vendor.

  • Ira Parks

    GROOVY DAN’S PODCAST SAYS…

    Jeff, is there any way we can curb Ray Quick’s enthusiasm? I’m seriously considering leaving your site thanks to a few bad apples like Ray and others too pathetic to mention. Losing me and others of like minds (I’ve contacted others through a yahoo message board that I moderate who feel the same) will considerably diminish your base.

    Hey Jeff, you should come on our show! I think everyone here agrees with me.

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  • Mark Sheridan

    Those early scenes seem to envisage what 9/11 would have been like if United 93 had hit the White House. Disturbing.

  • Ira Parks

    BILL J. SAYS…
    (Avatar: Still of Gene Simmons from RUNAWAY ’84)

    I’ll be seeing this the day after it opens. Just ordered advance tickets.

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    • Ira Parks

      JEFFREY WELLS SAYS…

      Keep us abreast of all developments in this area.

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  • Ira Parks

    DULUOZ GRAY SAYS…

    If you want my opini3 down votes, 0 up votes edit reply share

    • Ira Parks

      DULUOZ GRAY SAYS…

      WTF????!!!!!!

      I can’t even finish my post before I’m down voted? Is this the new deal, Wells? Censorship much?

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      • Ira Parks

        NAKEDMAN SAYS…
        (Avatar: Stephen Colbert’s Twitter avi)

        Someone just got a taste of their own medicine.

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        • Ira Parks

          DULUOZ GRAY SAYS…

          ?????????????????????

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  • Ira Parks

    MILKMAN SAYS…
    (Avatar: Leonard Cohen album cover)

    What did I miss over the last year or so?

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  • http://twitter.com/jessecrall Jesse Crall

    PARKS POWER

    • Circumvrent

      The switch to Disqus was worth it for Parks getting to add the Avatars to his arsenal.

  • Max Stephens

    Looks good, but then there’s Foxx, the weakest part of DU.

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