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Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

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posted by Jett Wells at 4:38 AM on Sunday, September 28, 2008

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Kissing Palin's Ass

Looks like the Obama campaign is continuing to cater to the idea of kissing Palin's ass just to avoid the sexist card. God, has it really come to this where we can't even debate the issues because of politically incorrect bullshit? Ugh.

In this Politico link, the Obama camp is calling Palin a terrific debater. Okay, but does she have anything to say? That's another question. I'm guessing this is just a prelude to Biden's upcoming debate with Palin. It's going to be a boring kiss-ass exchange. He's not going to attack her and make her look bad, because Palin's...Read More

posted by Jett Wells at 4:30 AM on Sunday, September 28, 2008

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The Cost of Being Black

Remember when I said this election would not be decided on race, but issues? Well, I still stand by that statement, but this AP story linked by Ben Smith, makes an interesting argument for exactly how much Obama's skin costs him, statistically. Six percentage points.

Now, no one knows how accurate this is, but it still makes it's point that America's bigotry counts for six percentage points in the polls. I'm sure people are glad it's not bigger than six, but six is way too big.

There is a silver lining in all of this. The most recent Read More

posted by Jett Wells at 8:46 AM on Saturday, September 20, 2008

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Am I Hearing this Right?

In a stunning surprise, a Fox News anchor, Megyn Kelly, actually calls out McCain Spokesman Tucker Bounds for McCain's lies about Obama's position on taxes and Sex Education. Never before have I seen this before; not like this is the beginning of a new trend for Fox News. It's nice though. Maybe Fox News affiliates are finally getting sick of McCain's bullshit. Even Karl Rove is sick of it.

And as for that Tucker guy...Good lord! What a moron.


posted by Jett Wells at 1:51 PM on Monday, September 15, 2008

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The New Kitchen Sink Strategy

Looks like Obama stole Hillary's Kitchen Sink strategy by full-out blitzing McCain with negative ad after negative ad. It's vicious, it's unrelenting and no one knows if it'll work, but it's kind of refreshing to see Obama refusing to submit to this Palin bullshit.

The last gaffe Obama and the media are focusing on is McCain's old quote saying the economy is "strong." The economy is an issue that doesn't get enough focus, but Obama needs to do more than shove McCain's face in this gaffe; he needs to take...


posted by Jett Wells at 8:46 AM on Monday, September 15, 2008

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Dumping on the Kids

I'm tired of America's youth getting the bad rap for being unreliable apathetic voters. Ever since the last midterm election, numbers have been rising for voters between the ages of 18-35. I know personally how much the youth vote is going to effect this race; college students all over the place feel the urgency and feel genuine excitement about Senator Obama.

Slate magazine recognizes this rising enthusiasm, but still doesn't think we'll come through. Here's a message from me to Slate: Go fuck yourself. We're ready to go, and we're going to surprise the world. Be ready to notice.

posted by Jett Wells at 9:51 AM on Thursday, September 11, 2008

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British PM Brown Breaking Out

Obama has gotten the nod from British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, something past British Prime Ministers have avoided to prevent awkwardness if they ended up working with the other guy. This has happened before, and it's important not to do this until after the election since it might hurt the special relationship between the United States and the United Kingdom. However, since Brown has already done it, it's a nice endorsement that will go completely ignored because these nutty female Palin supporters couldn't care less.

One thing Americans forget about this special relationship is that it's been lopsided since WW2;...Read More

posted by Jett Wells at 10:45 AM on Tuesday, September 9, 2008

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Don't Back Off!!!

In a recommendation to Joe Biden and his vice presidential debate with Palin in the less than a month, Slate writer Dahlia Lithwick wants Biden to not undermine Palin in the debate just so he doesn't come off as sexist. This is total bullshit!

Palin needs to be shown for the VP candidate she really is, a publicity stunt. Biden needs to get in the dirt and make her look like she doesn't have any answers. This is why Obama signed Biden onto the ticket, he's an attack dog. It's what he does best.

Make her answer tough questions on...Read More

posted by Jett Wells at 10:47 AM on Monday, September 8, 2008

posted by Jett Wells at 10:43 AM on Monday, September 8, 2008

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Stop Watching it Burn

What is Obama waiting for? He needs to make a tour focused just on Palin immediately, because she's soaking up all the spotlight right now. The more I think about this VP pick, the more genius it sounds. She's so blue-collar and lovable, and of course, she's a woman, representative of voter majority. It's ridiculous to me, but we all know what tickles the people in the middle of the country. I still think this Zogby poll is nothing to pay attention to, but it says one thing: Obama needs to get his Biden pitbull and go hunting!

posted by Jett Wells at 5:46 AM on Sunday, September 7, 2008

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Convention Ratings

Looks like this year's election is indeed something aside from the rest of the bunch. Everyone is so jacked up about this election, people actually watched the conventions! According to this AP report, McCain's convention got equal attention to Obama's, despite his grandiose Football stadium ambiance. All for not, I guess. I think people were just extra curious about Palin, and what she sounds like on a big stage--this doesn't necessarily mean everyone was tuning into the RNC because they're going to vote for McCain. 

posted by Jett Wells at 9:09 AM on Saturday, September 6, 2008

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Palin Over Obama?

Even for the McCain campaign, this is a bit of a reach. All they have to go with is Palin's two years of experience as a governor. Of course, Alaska isn't Georgia or Texas. Palin hasn't even been within a ten-foot pole of an important executive decision. And because it needs to be mentioned again, it's ALASKA, PEOPLE! No one gives a shit about Alaska.

At least Obama has voted on national issues in the Senate and is more in touch with the common man from his time on the streets of Chicago. Not once has a McCain campaign spokesman or...Read More

posted by Jett Wells at 11:42 AM on Wednesday, September 3, 2008

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Reality Settles In

It's been a while since my last post, but this whole London adaption process has taken more time than I originally perceived. I know I've missed out on a lot explosive news regarding McCain's VP pick, and I apologize for that. However, I'm back for what it's worth.

This Palin pick is such a joke, it's insulting to America's intelligence, right? I mean come on! This is clearly a publicity stunt designed to rake in angry female Clinton nut-jobs who were pulling for a woman in the white house! I mean, what else does she bring to the table? Nothing! Cindy...Read More

posted by Jett Wells at 1:57 PM on Monday, September 1, 2008

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Biden Reveals Obama's Weaknesses?

Ron Fournier of the Associated Press is already knocking the Biden pick by arguing it accents Obama's weaknesses. He argues he had to pick Biden because he knows he's not strong in experience and foreign policy. Ah yes, to the public eye though. Obama has the absolute confidence in himself to run the country; he wouldn't have entered the race otherwise.


Second of all, everyone knows the VP selection is just spin anyway. VPs usually don't have that much effect in the White House, unless you're Dick Cheney. VP selections have always been designed to...Read More


posted by Jett Wells at 9:17 AM on Saturday, August 23, 2008

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Battling the Bounce

We all know by now Obama has picked Biden for his VP. I'm sure there was of a lot of loud exhaling, since everyone else seemed boring and dull, like the Edwards pick when Kerry ran for President back in 2004. Biden brings experience, excitement, foreign policy credentials and a real ass-kicker personality in the debate field.

In a way, he's kind of like a Democratic version of Dick Cheney, as far as aggressiveness goes. However, as goes with every candidate, Biden has a red flag; he's got the mouth of his which tends to screw him over more times than most....Read More


posted by Jett Wells at 8:54 AM on Saturday, August 23, 2008

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What McCain Used to Be

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. An old campaign ad, dug up from The New Republic, from McCain's first run for office in Arizona back in 1982. It's eerie, but he spoke so much more fluidly when he was younger. More engaging, more trustworthy, and now look at him. A cranky old grump. Boy, what age does to you...


posted by Jett Wells at 9:27 AM on Friday, August 22, 2008

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Ouch, that hurts!

And Clinton's down rolling on the ground trying to gasp for air! What a hit to the stomach! Politico.com just reported that Hillary Clinton was never vetted for Obama's VP...eeek, that's not going to help the relations with the Clinton family and more importantly, Clinton supporters. They should have at least asked for her medical records, or something! Not that she had a chance in hell of being selected, it's a matter of respect for your adversary. No wonder Hillary isn't dancing around more for Obama. Remember that big Obama endorsement she gave? Well, now that seems even longer ago.


posted by Jett Wells at 9:04 AM on Friday, August 22, 2008

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A Dark Horse

In the waning minutes before Obama names his VP selection, the Associated Press released one final name other than the usuals, Texas Representative Chet Edwards. Bizarre candidate. He's been around the House of Representatives since 1991, and has acted on the Appropriations Subcommittee, which is high stature for a representative. Other than that he seems like a friendly guy, but there's one funny joke about Chet. His district includes a familiar town, Crawford...Bush's town.



posted by Jett Wells at 8:49 AM on Friday, August 22, 2008

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Assassins Spreading the Wealth

Before today, people were worried Obama was going to get assassinated if he were elected President. Even back in the primaries, some black voters didn't want to vote for Obama just because they didn't want him to die. Also not too long ago, police caught a nut-job with artillery and body armor raving about killing Obama.


Now McCain's getting some love. Two mysterious letters with "white powder" in them were delivered to McCain offices in Denver and Manchester, NH. Before anyone jumps the gun, the white powder could be anything, and this is just some...Read More


posted by Jett Wells at 4:50 PM on Thursday, August 21, 2008

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Dishing it out but Can't Take it

Wow, this Obama "house" ad has really got McCain's panties in a twist hasn't it? I mean why shouldn't it? Obama called out McCain for having too many houses, and that's WAY BELOW THE BAR! My God, did he really just say that? That's so much worse than tying Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, and way worse than calling him the anti-christ! I mean, where does Obama get off? (Can you sense my dripping sarcasm?)


McCain is SO pissed off, he's pulling out the big guns with another ad talking about Rezko's ties to...Read More


posted by Jett Wells at 2:44 PM on Thursday, August 21, 2008

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Obama VP IM Chat

This is hilarious. Bayh sounds like a crack head, Kaine sounds eager but cool about it, and Biden doesn't seem to give a shit. I'm sure they're going more crazy about the delay than we are, so instead, we poke fun. Enjoy!


posted by Jett Wells at 9:21 AM on Thursday, August 21, 2008

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Kazoos, really?

Some Clinton supporters are that of another species when it comes to losing. I mean, really, it's been months since the primary ended, and there's a threat of Clinton supporters rolling into the Democratic Convention blowing kazoos! Who blows kazoos? Seriously. Not only is their bitterness childish, but they come bearing arms!

"Bring out the kazoos! Let him have it boys!"


Well, anyway, Clinton, herself being gracious enough, has organized an anti-kazoo group. Not sure if things will get physical, but they plan on preserving a unified image at the convention. Sounds kind of...Read More


posted by Jett Wells at 8:46 AM on Thursday, August 21, 2008

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Kicking it Up a Notch

Looks like Obama isn't letting down on his ad attacks, and has been in McCain's face ever since he got back from Hawaii. This is good for him, but he's gotta quit the stump speeches on clean politics, and how he won't make personal attacks. This is a cage fight! With Obama's latest ad, he makes McCain seem out of touch by criticizing his amount of houses...just like McCain uses the celebrity card. Same thing.


posted by Jett Wells at 8:29 AM on Thursday, August 21, 2008

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The Writing is on the Wall

VP buzz is stirring about "Advance Teams" from the Obama campaign heading out to Indiana for a "big event" on Saturday. This is indicating Bayh may be the final decision. There are conflicting reports, but the timing is right in the area where the VP announcement is expected.

There was a report Obama would be dropping by Virginia, Kaine's state, as well, but there wasn't a "big event" planned.

Also what could push the speculation is conservative leaders challenging Obama to pick Biden for VP. Rush Limbaugh says he's got lots of dirt on Biden, and that he'll roast him...Read More


posted by Jett Wells at 1:49 PM on Wednesday, August 20, 2008

posted by Jett Wells at 11:26 AM on Wednesday, August 20, 2008

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Oh Boy...

My how the tables have changed!!!!! According to a Reuters/Zogby poll, McCain is now (brace yourself) actually leading Obama by five points, 46-41 percent. This is just ONE poll, mind you, but that's not what bothers me; it's the fact that McCain's lead is actually decent. I mean, that's a monstrous swap! Yes, I found this on Matt Drudge's site, but you get the feeling Drudge kind of likes Obama despite his conservative views.


The corresponding article then mentions the poll also voted that McCain has a better economic policy. Wait a second, we're talking about...Read More


posted by Jett Wells at 9:49 AM on Wednesday, August 20, 2008

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Eve of the VP Selection

Hmmmmm....who could it be? Well, apparently it's been cut down to three: Kaine, Bayh and Biden.

Whatever happened to that last minute proposal that Kerry was a possibility? Although it was a way too late mentioning, on paper, it didn't look too shabby.


Oh and apparently, Biden was recorded on video saying simply, "I'm not the guy. See ya." Lots of people, including my dad are cheering for Biden, so this might be deflating. Kind of a douche bag response too. However, it might all be a stunt, it might not. Hypothetically though, if it came...Read More


posted by Jett Wells at 5:12 PM on Tuesday, August 19, 2008

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Get Over It

Every time I talk with my dad about Obama and his dwindling poll numbers, a light goes off in his head, and thinks it's just because of the racist hillbillies in Appalachia. He's right, it's a problem, but it's not THE problem. Call me naive and optimistic, but I don't think the race is going to come down to racism -- in the end, it's just the issues.


Anytime someone says it's just because he's a black guy, that's an instant cop-out! Let's be honest, I'm an Obama guy, but I'm not going to pinch my...Read More


posted by Jett Wells at 4:07 PM on Tuesday, August 19, 2008

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Setting the Record

Well, I'm back. It's been about three years since I last wrote for HE, but then again, I'm not here to talk film--it's politics. I'm 20-years-old now, and a lot has changed. This year's race for the White House is the first race I've actually paid attention to, or cared to. Most of that has to do with my maturity, but then again, it's hard to ignore the humming of an impending revolution.


I'll be heading to London to study abroad on August 25th, and will be commentating on the race until December, at least...Read More


posted by Jett Wells at 4:00 PM on Tuesday, August 19, 2008