The career of Ron Howard is being tributed his summer at the Jacob Burns (July 7th thru September 7th). Howard, a Greenwich resident, will show up for a sitdown session or two.

Nobody believes that Howard is a major auteur-level helmer, but he’s certainly been an assured director of “Ron Howard films” on an off-and-on basis, and there’s no disputing that for roughly 20 years he found a commendable groove with the making of his six finest films — Parenthood (’89), The Paper (’94), Apollo 13 (’95), A Beautiful Mind (’01), Cinderella Man (’05) and Frost/Nixon (08).

Apollo and Mind are still his top two, I believe.

And let’s not forget Thirteen Lives (’22), which is rather good. Seven high achievers in all.

Not bad in a family-friendly, light-hearted way…dopey, emotionally winning, agreeable, fable-ish: Night Shift, Splash, Cocoon, Gung Ho, The Dilemma.

Flawed, annoying: The Missing, Rush, In The Heart of the Sea, Hillbilly Elegy, Eden.

Howard stinkers: Solo: A Star Wars Story, Willow, Backdraft, Far and Away, Ransom, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

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How does a reader square upbeat reactions to Luca Guadagnino‘s Artificial, reported by Variety‘s Ellise Shafer and Alex Ritman, with mixed reactions passed along by “Page Six Hollywood’s” Tatiana Siegel?

Variety: “Prior to being dropped by Amazon, Artificial already had several test screenings, which went down very positively, and screened for other studios on Thursday. According to an insider who has seen the movie, the characters of Sam Altman and Elon Musk are the least sympathetic and the ones audiences would ‘like the least’. It’s also understood that Amazon had seen all the early iterations of the script, before Guadagnino boarded the project.”

From Siegel’s piece, posted on 6.23.26 at 9:45 am:

Old news but once again with feeling: Sam Mendes’ The Beatles – A Four-Film Cinematic Event which won’t open until 4.7.28 or a bit less than two years hence, has already sunk itself with the almost surreal casting choices, the common factor being that the four lads are played by a quartet of way-too-old guys.

If you don’t know the difference between guys in their early to mid 20s and dudes in their early to mid 30s, I can’t help you.

One, the just-shy-of-middle-aged, clearly-no-spring-chicken-ish Paul Mescal (30 going on 38) playing the 21 year old Paul McCartney during the February ‘64 Beatles arrival, the mid ’60s Rubber Soul / Revolver era and the Abbey Road finale blah blah. (Not to mention Mescal’s impossible hawk nose and pointy chin-chin.) Two, the zero-resemblance-factor, close-to-ginger-haired Joseph Quinn, 32, as George Harrison, the baby of the group in real life. Three, the warlock-eyed Barry Keohgan, 34, as the decade-younger Richard Starkey (born in July 1940, 23 in early ‘64). Four, the basketball-player-sized Harris Dickinson as the five-foot-tennish John Lennon.

Except Caine isn’t doing the actual reading — an AI “voice replica’ is handling that chore.

AI Caine’s reading of Homer’s “The Odyssey” surfaced early this morning (Tuesday around 1 am). Obviously orchestrated by Chris Nolan, Caine being a Nolan loyalist for the last 20-odd years.

Boilerplate: “Nolan’s cinematic adaptation of Homer’s The Odyssey traces the iconic story of Odysseus as he journeys home after the fall of Troy.

“Along the way, Odysseus faces shipwrecks, mythical creatures, vengeful gods, and impossible trials that test his courage, loyalty, and determination. From the Cyclops and the Sirens to the island of Calypso, each step of the journey brings him closer to home while threatening to keep him away forever.

“First composed nearly 3,000 years ago, ‘The Odyssey’ remains one of the most enduring stories in world literature and continues to inspire readers, writers, and storytellers around the world.

“‘The Odyssey’ is an original audiobook by ElevenProductions. It brings the story to life in the official AI voice replica of Sir Michael Caine with a full cast performance of character voices, original music, and sound effects, all created using ElevenLabs AI audio models.

“‘The Odyssey’ is available for free today, exclusively on ElevenReader.”

…it certainly resolves certain matters. Getting hit clarifies things. In my early 20s a guy I was arguing with punched me hard in the jaw, and in the wake of this I distinctly recall saying to myself, “Whoa…that kinda hurt…I’d better zip it for the time being.” This was my first significant jaw-slug.

I remember jogging behind a chubby girl during a 1970 anti-war demonstration in Washington, D.C., and flinching hard when a belligerent, barrel-chested cop ran up and walloped her across the chest and stomach with a baseball-bat-sized billy club. She sharply yelped…”aagghh!” I was deeply affected by that.

Ditto watching a high-school fight in a parking lot. The guy who won was victorious in less than ten seconds. It was over like that.

In 11th grade I was slapped two or three times by a pretty drunk girl…she really whacked me. And I didn’t mind because she was basically saying that she felt strongly about me. She became even more enraged when I reacted casually and impassively, like Lee Marvin reacting to getting slapped by Angie Dickinson.

I’ve been waiting nearly a year for Criterion to reveal a date for their 4K Bluray of Stanley Kubrick’s Lolita (‘62).

The digitally upgraded 64-year-old film played at the 2025 Venice Film Festival, and now, finally, Criterion has announced that their bumped-up Lolita (overseen by Warner Bros.) will be included in a big fat 4K Kubrick box set (costing $479.96), streeting on 10.20.26.

Alas, Criterion has added that their Lolita will be presented in a 1.66:1 aspect ratio, which is how Warner Home Video’s Lolita Bluray was presented in 2011. This seems to confirm that their 4K version will not be offered in the mostly boxy a.r. (1.37:1 with occasional 1.66:1 croppings) that purchasers of Criterion’s 1992 CAV laser disc saw.

I’ve never once seen the 1992 boxy version; I was hoping with all my heart that Criterion’s 4K disc would present it….nope.

When I saw this 1.66 admission on the Criterion website, my spirit sank.

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Variety‘s Elsa Keslassy and Alex Ritman are reporting that in the wake of Amazon having dropped Luca Guadagnino‘s Artificial, four hotshot distributors — Focus Features, Warner Bros.’ Clockwork, A24 and Netflix — “have all stepped away” after attending buyer screenings.

But Mubi is apparently interested, Variety is saying. Ditto Neon.

Variety: “CAA Media Finance, which represents Guadagnino, has been running screenings to find the film a new home since Amazon’s exit. The picture — a reported $40 million production starring Andrew Garfield as the OpenAI chief executive — was shown to a cluster of potential distributors in the last couple days. The picture is rumored to be portraying Sam Altman as a pathological liar and Elon Musk (Ike Barinholtz) as highly antipathetic.”

Purchasable online, but apparently not for sale stateside retail.

Figline Valdarno is located about 25 kilometres southeast of Florence. This private concert happened…I don’t know when it happened. Maybe a dozen years ago?

Best YouTube comment: “If you look carefully to the right, you’ll see Sting singing a song.”

…is the city itself.

The title of Ernest Hemingway‘s “Across The River and Into The Trees” came from the dying Confederate general, Stonewall Jackson: “A smile of ineffable sweetness spread over his pale face, and then he cried quietly and said with an expression of relief, ‘Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees’, and then, without pain or the least struggle, his spirit passed from earth to the God who gave it.”

Hemingway: “I ought to live here. On retirement pay I could make it all right. No Gritti Palace. A room in a house like that and the tides and the boats going by. I could read in the mornings and walk around town before lunch and go every day to see the Tintorettos at the Accademia and to the Scuola San Rocco and eat in good cheap joints behind the market, or mayb, the woman that ran the house would cook in the evenings.

“I think it would be better to have lunch out and get some exercise walking. It’s a good town to walk in. I guess the best, probably. I never walked in it that it wasn’t fun. I could learn it really well, he thought, and then I’d have that. It’s a strange, tricky town, and to walk from any part to any other given part of it is better than working crossword puzzles.”